(02-21-2014, 09:25 PM)Paulistano Wrote: Is that arsehole guy still around?

You're going to have to be a lot more specific than that. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count the number of anally challenged motherfuckers around here.

(02-21-2014, 10:15 PM)Eat Shit And Die Wrote: haha

See? There's one...

(02-22-2014, 12:04 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: What have you been up to Paulistano?

Besides harboring a grudge against someone he talked with on a message board a year ago? I'm guessing not much.

Going to a jewelery party this morning. I should probably leave my wallet at home.

(02-22-2014, 12:04 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Gender reassignment therapy? Intensive rehab? Cartel hostage?

What have you been up to Paulistano?

Substance abuse therapy, yes, rehab no...

I have been working! We also moved from Sao Paulo to Rio, but other than that it is the same routine of work, beer, sleep - not always in that order..

Are you well?

(02-22-2014, 02:59 AM)username Wrote: You're going to have to be a lot more specific than that. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count the number of anally challenged motherfuckers around here.

Hi, I think it was a user called I am an arsehole, something like that.

No grudges, no, not my style at all. I appreciated the underlying dark humour in that general arseholeness.

(02-21-2014, 09:25 PM)Paulistano Wrote: I have not been in prison or anything.

Odd that my narcissism didn't kick in to the point where I thought you must be dead or imprisoned because really, how could you or anyone else not want to come to Mock if you weren't dead or imprisoned.

That always makes me laugh so hard.

(02-22-2014, 11:28 AM)Paulistano Wrote: Are you well?

No prison time here and no serious complaints.

All is pretty well on my end, thanks.

So, how's your family liking Rio as compared to Sao Paulo?

Where's Maggot?

Probably moving snow so he can see out his windows.

I want him to know about my dishwasher, i think he missed my update. Next time he posts I'll troll him.

Hahahaha! You crack me up, Aussie.

Tonight was the Season 4 finale of Downton Abbey on PBS.

Such a great show. Superbly written and acted.

My wife and I are addicted.

Now I have to wait another 10 months until there are new shows.

Check out this bad boy, it's a jawsaw. It cuts branches up to 4 inches in diameter. I want one.

Meh

I have one Duchess. It's pretty cool and easy for me to use.

Would it fit up a persons jacket sleeve?

(02-25-2014, 09:09 PM)Maggot Wrote: Meh

You say meh because you use an actual chainsaw.

MS, does anything about the following reporting jump out at you?

Our sources say ... since the victim's hands were restrained, he could barely defend himself from Aaron's assault, which we're told was brutal.

Neither Hernandez nor the inmate were seriously injured in the attack.

(02-27-2014, 12:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

MS, does anything about the following reporting jump out at you?

Our sources say ... since the victim's hands were restrained, he could barely defend himself from Aaron's assault, which we're told was brutal.

Neither Hernandez nor the inmate were seriously injured in the attack.

Brutal attack, but no serious injuries?

Unnamed sources?

It's from the Enquirer?

(02-27-2014, 12:24 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Brutal attack, but no serious injuries?

Unnamed sources?

It's from the Enquirer?

Exactly.

No, it's not from the Enquirer, "sources" told The NFL Sporting News & TMZ.