Crash my eyeballs are hanging out of my head, I am putting this in the too hard basket.

Fair enough. Just read you had a tough shift..

I hate it when my body says you need to sleep, dick, but my mind says hey, I want to unwind for a while asshole!

We have a new Member called camelott. Get it? Har Har.

where is this new member? Introduction?

He's on the front page, down at the bottom on the left.

Yeh but no introduction. It's pathetic.

It happens quite frequently, Aussie. If any of them don't post within 90 days they are pruned from our site.

This is the whitest white woman I've ever seen.

She needs a tan ASAP.

I miss Cracker she made me laugh a lot we were good buddies.

I liked Cracker just as much as I like the rest of you assholes. She was cool Aussie, stop being such an uptight twat. Otherwise you may as well pack your bags and move in with that weirdo CN.

(05-25-2014, 08:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:

This is the whitest white woman I've ever seen.

Nice fishbelly,
Nothing wrong with a lil irish though

(05-25-2014, 11:49 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Nothing wrong with a lil irish though

I like a little Irish in me.

There was this guy from Dublin and a bottle of George Roe whiskey . . .

I find Julianna Moore to be majorly hot.

Hell, if i had that beautiful ivory skin, I could maybe pull off this hair color without reminding people of Lilly Munster (Yvonne had olive skin, too).

NO FAKE TAN JULIANNA, KEEP IT REAL, BABY!!

She's a beautiful woman, I was just struck by how white she is, much in the same way I am whenever I see Conan O'Brien.

(05-26-2014, 05:40 AM)Duchess Wrote: She's a beautiful woman, I was just struck by how white she is, much in the same way I am whenever I see Conan O'Brien.

I know you weren't bagging on her lily whiteness!

I'm just somewhat intoxicated.

I got a lot done this weekend around the house, wrote some desperately needed new business at the end of last week, and started celebrating like 6 hours ago. I should stop, that's what I think.
Still...

(05-26-2014, 05:53 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm just somewhat intoxicated.

Ha! You go, girl!

I just hope that my friend aussie isn't drinking and shows up here before I crash.

She's a mean drunk.

I'm a happy buzzed person.

Aussie tanked on Cointreau. She's bullet proof & ten foot tall.

(05-26-2014, 06:12 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I just hope that my friend aussie isn't drinking and shows up here before I crash.

She's a mean drunk.

I'm a happy buzzed person.

If I was drinking too, I'd quote that and selectively place a do in it..