*poof* You're a virgin.

oh hell

I has skillz, huh. *nods*

If you could turn Six into a virgin, even a born-again one, I'd say you had some powerful skillz (and prejudice against womankind).

But, Chelloveks? For all we know, he was a virgin when he wandered in the joint.

If he finds his way to his own intro thread, maybe he'll tell us a little something about himself.

I'm assuming Chello is a man, but that remains to be confirmed.

(05-29-2014, 06:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If he finds his way to his own intro thread

He better or I intend to never let him forget it.

(05-29-2014, 06:31 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: But, Chelloveks? For all we know, he was a virgin when he wandered in the joint.

Oh, Great! Another Elliot Rodgers...

I dreamed I got married last night, had a little bit of sex, but had to stop because there were all these filipinos in the room, so I left and thought, I don't really like that guy, how do I get rid of him?

(05-29-2014, 11:34 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I dreamed I got married last night, had a little bit of sex, but had to stop because there were all these filipinos in the room, so I left and thought, I don't really like that guy, how do I get rid of him?

That means you're sexually frustrated. Get a dildo or similar object, turn off the lights so no dead relatives can see you and start thinking about erotic things. Lose yourself in it.

Not doing that. I thought it was real because I lost interest so quickly.

(05-30-2014, 12:26 AM)sally Wrote: turn off the lights so no dead relatives can see you

I hope I don't think about my dead loved ones watching me the next time I do that.

I had too much fun getting this far, Please don't take that away....
And to think about all those orgasms I worked so hard to install...

Orgasms? *perks*

Multiples, I made a study of it

There's something in the air around here lately. I think Hot D started it a week or so ago and it keeps building....

LOL, I noticed
Not just there, one of th ladies that s one of our runners has been opting in here all morning, Headlights on Very Bright
Love it

Headlights are awesome. High beams are better, but I wouldn't know as I am a virgin!

(05-30-2014, 11:34 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Multiples, I made a study of it

A study of it. ... Hmmmmmp! As in a control group and a test group? So did the poor saps with the placebo orgasam actually think they were real? And here they are always telling us that the guy can never tell the difference; apparently, it seems nobody can. Poor bastards!

A study. ..! Really! FFS!

Yes, a Study...
Read, Read, Read, experiment, see what works with who and what doesn't.
It is Shocking I know but you would be surprised what you can learn just by talking to people, especially women about what they like and don't.I didn't see the point of even trying to employ placebos, didn't seem fair since I wasn't designing a cancer drug, but seeing what I could learn to make the experiences I was so busy gathering and sharing at the time better and more memorable.

(05-30-2014, 06:22 PM)Chelloveks Wrote: Headlights are awesome. High beams are better, but I wouldn't know as I am a virgin!

How does the fact that you're a virgin relate to your ability to appreciate headlights and high beams? I'm slow, Chello -- not seeing the connection.

Judging by your cross-thread participation thus far, your main topic of interest is tits (tip: that word bugs Duchess); hope we don't fall flat in keeping you entertained.

Regarding your "virigin" status; what do you think are the personal qualities, characteristics and features that are holding you back from finding the pleasure and comfort of a woman's love or lust?

Maybe we can all pitch in with tips and suggestion to help change your luck with the ladies. I mean, we've got quite a pool of talented experts here, for sure. Midwest Spy can melt women with his eyes and has had sex with all kinds of chicks, in all kinds of places, under all kinds of circumstances -- big breasted women, no less. And, Six is an expert with credentials in giving women the gift of multiple orgasms. Why not take advantage of our collective expertise, right?

Welcome to Mock.

(05-31-2014, 10:33 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Judging by your cross-thread participation thus far, your main topic of interest is tits (tip: that word bugs Duchess); hope we don't fall flat in keeping you entertained.

I can't be sure of this but I think he was referring to being a virgin because of a wisecrack I made about that being his status when he first registered.