THAT is what you lack. Insite.

The Twilight Zone theme song is playing in my head.

(07-02-2014, 09:27 PM)Duchess Wrote: The Twilight Zone theme song is playing in my head.

Someone has been drinking the bong water.

I think Dr. Frankenstein stitched the head of a Dodo bird on this one.

Someone is not taking their meds!

Watch out! All you non believer's are going to be on a Facebook page!

Whatta bizarre thread.

What is the hell is this one on?
44 posts and not a single one is a coherent thought

(07-03-2014, 08:53 AM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: What is the hell is this one on?
44 posts and not a single one is a coherent thought

I think she was just drunk on troll juice and we were her next intended victims.

Unless Jeffrey MacDonald and Charles Manson really are the same person, both are imposters, and NextVictim is the abused secret second wife of one of them?

(07-02-2014, 09:25 PM)NextVictim Wrote: THAT is what you lack. Insite.

This is a fantastic troll attempt. I mean it's right up there with "9/11 China bombed Perl Harber, never forget!"

I like the cut of your jib, sir or madam.

Try this Dementia Test, I think you may need it.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.



1. What do you put in a toaster?











Answer: "bread." If you said "toast,"
Give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, bread, go to Question 2.











2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk."
What do cows drink?










Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.





3 If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?











Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why are you still reading these???
If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.





4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany ) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land"?












Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What was the name of the bus driver?



















Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Hi. Nice to. Meet you and all. Of your. Personalities.

(07-03-2014, 10:32 AM)cannongal Wrote: Try this Dementia Test, I think you may need it.

I took it & it's been determined that I am fucked up beyond repair.

Woe is me.

(07-03-2014, 11:12 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-03-2014, 10:32 AM)cannongal Wrote: Try this Dementia Test, I think you may need it.

I took it & it's been determined that I am fucked up beyond repair.

Woe is me.

Me too...but I already knew that.

I laughed out loud when I fucked up the toaster and what do cows drink. Jeezus.

What a fuckwit.

Sometimes I am but I never thought you'd tell me that, Aussie.

Oh God not you Duch, these random posts that don't make sense.

I knew that, Aussie, I was messin' with you.

I can't know this of course but that was probably a troll. This shit never gets old to many of them.