(08-07-2014, 02:09 AM)cruehead Wrote: oh yeah, and hi btw. you people are gonna love me. much obliged to Duchess for the heads up on this place. this should be interesting.

Granted, I just started reading the post but while it might be interesting for you, it remains to be seen whether anyone else finds you or it interesting.

You name dropped in your 2^nd post for fucks sake. "Duchess" gave you a heads up. Are you a dick head? Is that code for a boner or you meant she told you about the place? Regardless who gives a fuck? We're not exactly keeping track of how people find this place...

How did you find out about Mock?

__ internet

__ personal reference

__ toilet stall

Anyway, I'll be sure to pass it along to Marketing that Duchess gave you a boner to get you here.

(08-07-2014, 08:48 PM)username Wrote:

(08-07-2014, 02:09 AM)cruehead Wrote: oh yeah, and hi btw. you people are gonna love me. much obliged to Duchess for the heads up on this place. this should be interesting.

Granted, I just started reading the post but while it might be interesting for you, it remains to be seen whether anyone else finds you or it interesting.

You name dropped in your 2^nd post for fucks sake. "Duchess" gave you a heads up. Are you a dick head? Is that code for a boner or you meant she told you about the place? Regardless who gives a fuck? We're not exactly keeping track of how people find this place...

How did you find out about Mock?

__ internet

__ personal reference

__ toilet stall

Anyway, I'll be sure to pass it along to Marketing that Duchess gave you a boner to get you here.

what the fuck does that mean? learn proper english then you may try and converse. but in deciphering this malarkey you just spewed, if you don't give a fuck how I learned of the mock forum, then why are you asking how I learned of it? you seemed a little confused.

It's Hot Flashes.

Screws Username up.

(08-07-2014, 09:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It's Hot Flashes.

Screws Username up.

ill try and be more sensitive to hurt feelings

(08-07-2014, 08:48 PM)username Wrote: How did you find out about Mock?

__ internet

__ personal reference

__ toilet stall

Anyway, I'll be sure to pass it along to Marketing that Duchess gave you a boner to get you here.

You forgot:
__ Court Ordered Community Posting Service.

(08-07-2014, 09:44 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: It's Hot Flashes.

Screws Username up.

I don't have hot flashes menoman. You have me confused with Ramsey.

(08-07-2014, 09:38 PM)cruehead Wrote:

(08-07-2014, 08:48 PM)username Wrote:

(08-07-2014, 02:09 AM)cruehead Wrote: oh yeah, and hi btw. you people are gonna love me. much obliged to Duchess for the heads up on this place. this should be interesting.

Granted, I just started reading the post but while it might be interesting for you, it remains to be seen whether anyone else finds you or it interesting.

You name dropped in your 2^nd post for fucks sake. "Duchess" gave you a heads up. Are you a dick head? Is that code for a boner or you meant she told you about the place? Regardless who gives a fuck? We're not exactly keeping track of how people find this place...

How did you find out about Mock?

__ internet

__ personal reference

__ toilet stall

Anyway, I'll be sure to pass it along to Marketing that Duchess gave you a boner to get you here.

what the fuck does that mean? learn proper english then you may try and converse. but in deciphering this malarkey you just spewed, if you don't give a fuck how I learned of the mock forum, then why are you asking how I learned of it? you seemed a little confused.

Duchess, you really need to stop recruiting from homeless shelters, avoid the dumpster divers and stay away from people who spend their free time hanging out at www.gayforflame sites. It's just not right.

I'll try to spell it out for you, Schmutz. I was posting a "what if" scenario. What IF we really gave a fuck where our members came from and somehow wanted to track that for some PR (that's public relations--airhead) or Marketing purpose. We would then create some type of questionnaire which people would answer and we could then use that information to find out where our customers were coming from and focus our efforts in that direction. It's called "business". And more specifically marketing and sometimes return on investment (if you're paying big bucks to advertise in the yellow pages and none of your customers check the yellow pages box, it could be time to cancel that advertising.

I know. It's all terribly confusing and I wouldn't want your head to burst sorting through all this malarkey so don't you worry your pretty, pin-sized head over it. I don't really want to know from whence you came. I just hope you showered before you got here.

Carry on. I'm still trying to catch up on this and numerous other threads. Maybe after I get to know you better, we can be bff's or something, k? I like to keep an open mind--even for the stupid ones.

You people need to all stay out of my private parts! You don't know what I get up to. I still have to go the beach you know and there are rules. It's not one of those rude beaches.

I've never trimmed my pubes and they don't grow out so I can turn them into a pony tail either so there must be a shutoff gene someplace. Maybe my big toe.

I can't think about Maggot having pubes. Noooooo. No. Maggot & his fishing pole, yes. Maggot & his pubes. No.

Some things need to remain pure in my mind. Maggot is one of them.

(08-08-2014, 09:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I can't think about Maggot having pubes. Noooooo. No. Maggot & his fishing pole, yes. Maggot & his pubes. No.

Some things need to remain pure in my mind. Maggot is one of them.

Sounds like Duchess just played the "let's be friends" card.

He's married. I just want to smoke pot & ride around the back roads in his hot rod with him and laugh, laugh, laugh. I think the world of that man and said so in a very nice birthday post a couple years ago. Matter of fact it was in August. Ohmaigods, his birthday could be today. I better go check.

(08-08-2014, 05:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: You people need to all stay out of my private parts! You don't know what I get up to. I still have to go the beach you know and there are rules. It's not one of those rude beaches.

Did they give you a warning first or did they just fine you right away?

Whew. It's not until the 28^th.

(08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Whew. It's not until the 28^th.

He's a Virgo, just like Bobby Boucher.

Mags, do you drive around town on your lawn mower by chance?

(08-07-2014, 01:50 AM)cruehead Wrote: are yall a bunch of whiny pussies too? Am I gonna get kicked out of here for new ownage?

We would never kick you out because you get owned... we need a kick toy.

(08-08-2014, 11:01 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Whew. It's not until the 28^th.

He's a Virgo, just like BG1.

Mags, do you drive around town on your lawn mower by chance?

Fixed.

(08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)sally Wrote:

(08-08-2014, 05:41 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: You people need to all stay out of my private parts! You don't know what I get up to. I still have to go the beach you know and there are rules. It's not one of those rude beaches.

Did they give you a warning first or did they just fine you right away?

(08-08-2014, 11:01 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:

(08-08-2014, 10:53 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Whew. It's not until the 28^th.

He's a Virgo, just like Bobby Boucher.

Mags, do you drive around town on your lawn mower by chance?

I still have a push mower its only a little more than an acre. But I have been thinking of getting a rider. Sheep would probably be cheaper.

(08-08-2014, 11:55 AM)Maggot Wrote: its only a little more than an acre.

I always picture you living in the country with acres of land and a big barn filled with stuff from the 20's & 30's and you play ceramic albums on an old victrola while you look over all your loot.