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(09-19-2014, 02:55 PM)sally Wrote: (09-18-2014, 08:37 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: How different? I'd probably prefer to do it like females. Most drag queens makeup looks ridiculous and they use too much.
You can't do it like a female because you're not a female. There is nothing feminine about your features. A little lip gloss and some mascara isn't going to do it. You'd have to use a ton of makeup just to resemble an ugly woman. well yeah I know I'd have to more makeup than a female but drag queens usually overdo it....bitchcakes.
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(09-19-2014, 04:56 PM)sally Wrote: Do you tuck, Clang?
The good news is you don't have to bother abducting a fat girl to make a skin suit out of, you've got more than enough. no I don't tuck. I eventually want to get a gaff to hide my sausage.
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(09-19-2014, 04:56 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Thanks Dr.Phil. Oh, I guess you didn't want serious responses when you posted the topic.
In that case... OP is a faggot.
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(09-19-2014, 05:07 PM)Cutz Wrote: (09-19-2014, 04:56 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Thanks Dr.Phil. Oh, I guess you didn't want serious responses when you posted the topic.
In that case... OP is a faggot.
Takes one to know one.
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(09-19-2014, 05:07 PM)Cutz Wrote: (09-19-2014, 04:56 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Thanks Dr.Phil. Oh, I guess you didn't want serious responses when you posted the topic.
In that case... OP is a faggot. Who's the faggot n00b?
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I think all men have tried tucking at least once. Am I wrong?
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(09-19-2014, 05:11 PM)sally Wrote: I think all men have tried tucking at least once. Am I wrong? That's an odd assumption... I've never "tried tucking." What would be the up-side?
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I don't know, it was just a hunch. If I had those odd looking things hanging down there I'd probably try it.
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(09-19-2014, 05:11 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (09-19-2014, 05:07 PM)Cutz Wrote: (09-19-2014, 04:56 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Thanks Dr.Phil. Oh, I guess you didn't want serious responses when you posted the topic.
In that case... OP is a faggot. Who's the faggot n00b?
Apparently Cutz since he or she or heshe's gaydar went off went I called him Dr.Phil
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(09-19-2014, 05:22 PM)sally Wrote: I don't know, it was just a hunch. If I had those odd looking things hanging down there I'd probably try it. At age 13 guys do many different things with thier junk you'd probably be better off not knowing about, but tucking isn't one of them.
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(09-19-2014, 05:32 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (09-19-2014, 05:22 PM)sally Wrote: I don't know, it was just a hunch. If I had those odd looking things hanging down there I'd probably try it. At age 13 guys do many different things with thier junk you'd probably be better off not knowing about, but tucking isn't one of them. they do weird stuff with their junk at younger ages too. My nephew once sat there holding his weiner and making pewpew noises.
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But I liked your response Cutz ...I'm in a bitchy mood today.
More like everyday
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(09-19-2014, 05:16 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: (09-19-2014, 05:11 PM)sally Wrote: I think all men have tried tucking at least once. Am I wrong? That's an odd assumption... I've never "tried tucking." What would be the up-side? BG is very proud of his unit tho. He's texted it to his mom.
I've done a tuck/hand cup combination when I was younger walking around naked trying not to be seen. Not sure it counts.
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(09-19-2014, 05:08 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Takes one to know one.
WTF??? You did NOT type that at Mock.
Well, I guess you did; I think it's a first. Are you 6 years old, ya' dumb brat? Don't Pee Wee on the damn forum, stupid cunt. Sheesh.
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Still haven't been able to get you hands on the Odwalla, I take it.
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(09-20-2014, 11:29 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Still haven't been able to get you hands on the Odwalla, I take it.
No but the barbarians do carry Bolthouse Farms Chai Vanilla smoothies so at least there's that.
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(09-20-2014, 10:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm proud of my hooters. I'm ashamed of eating at Hooters. I feel like an old perv.
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(09-20-2014, 12:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (09-20-2014, 10:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm proud of my hooters. I'm ashamed of eating at Hooters. I feel like an old perv.
I will admit that I'm glad we don't have Hooters here.
How embarrassing to constantly suggest to my wife that we go eat there?
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