(10-22-2014, 07:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-22-2014, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's such a slut.

She's not participating in the breeding! She's just facilitating it.

Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.

Conspiracies abound...

I'm down.

(10-23-2014, 11:57 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-22-2014, 07:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-22-2014, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's such a slut.

She's not participating in the breeding! She's just facilitating it.

Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.

Conspiracies abound...

I'm down.

I take it you didn't vote for Bush.

(10-23-2014, 12:02 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-23-2014, 11:57 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(10-22-2014, 07:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(10-22-2014, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's such a slut.

She's not participating in the breeding! She's just facilitating it.

Come November 2016, don't be surprised to see a bunch of little green people with shaved pussies wearing "Hillary NOW!" buttons when you go to cast your vote.

Conspiracies abound...

I'm down.

I take it you didn't vote for Bush.

No Aussie scarred me for life.

(10-23-2014, 01:06 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: No Aussie scarred me for life.

Well..........men from Mars are said to go wild for women with beards from down under.



Lucky for aussie, one of 'em ^ was clinging on to an asteroid that just happened to crash near her hood recently -- probably what's been keeping her so busy lately.

(10-23-2014, 09:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: women with beards from down under.

You deserve some form of internet prize.

Worse than that....Gwyneth Paltrow is heading towards my neck of the woods. I hope I don't have to say to the organisers of this event "I told you so".

(10-24-2014, 05:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Worse than that....Gwyneth Paltrow is heading towards my neck of the woods. I hope I don't have to say to the organisers of this event "I told you so".

Way worse -- that martian has obvious redeeming qualities and a sincere expression. Paltrow.......not so much.

However, I would totally attend the local Paltrow pow-wow if I were you, aussie (so long as you could get Martha Stewart to crash it).

Martha's a cut-throat bitch. For some reason, I like her though. She's always had age-appropriate style (the orange jumpsuit phase being the sole exception).

Whoa! Martha. Holy Moly.

What an opportunity aussiebitch! Quick, get out your Michelle Obama Halloween death stare mask and go go to the ball. You might even get a kiss from Miss Paltrow.

I wouldn't say anything annoying or get on Martha Stewart's dark side. That woman has done hard time, she's tough.

I am surprised that HoTD has not jumped on the bandwagon of 'disagree with Aussie, no matter the cost'.

I only express disagreement when I disagree, aussie. Same with agreement. What would be the point of doing otherwise?

If there's some "cost" to honest mockery in here, it's too negligible for me to have noticed. I can afford it.

Anyway, Paltrow bugs me -- I think she and her conscious uncoupling are full of shit. Martha publicly poking her and insinuating that Paltrow is a cheap knock-off wannabe of herself makes me laugh. I probably wouldn't mess with Martha either.