I laughed at some of these but I can see where people would have been taken aback when hearing them at the time. Your kids ever freak you out like this?

"I was tucking in my 2-year-old. He said, 'Good-bye, Dad.' I said, 'No, we say good night.' He said, 'I know. But this time its good-bye.'
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"A friend of mine's child told him, 'Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.'"
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"'Daddy, remember that time we died?'"
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"My 3-year-old daughter stood next to her newborn brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, 'Daddy it's a monster ... we should bury it.'"
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"'Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under you bed.'

'He's behind you now.'"
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"I was tucking my 3-year-old son into bed and asking what his favorite part of the day was.

Son: 'It was playing with the man.'

Me: 'What man?'

Son: 'THAT man' (points to empty corner of this bedroom ... which is on the upstairs floor of our old house)"

My daughter talking about cooking and eating all the little critters outside is kinda creepy. If she ever mentions the dogs (or even worse, me) that might be cause for concern.

I can't remember anything with my older kids, other than my son use to have night terrors between the ages of 3 and 5. His eyes would be open, but he was asleep. He would cry and scream and the look of terror on his face was heartbreaking and I couldn't do anything but hold him until he came out of it. The first time it happened it freaked me out, but I've heard it's common with little kids. Still pretty creepy.

My Daughter (who is freaking growing boobs!!! ) Talks in her sleep and has conversations with herself. I'm afraid to listen to long. But it was something about learning how to whistle the other night.
They say the darndest things sometimes.

Used to date a chick that talked in her sleep, too fucking weird for me to stick around

While we are on the topic of creepy kids....looks like it is There Goes Honey Boo Boo

TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is ending its run.

On Friday, TMZ reported that the network has canceled the series in light of claims that the program's newly separated matriarch, June "Mama June" Shannon, is dating Mark Anthony McDaniel, a man who served 10 years in prison after being convicted of aggravated child molestation in 2004 and who is a registered sex offender.

Shannon said the reports that she's dating McDaniel are "totally untrue" but confirmed that "as of right now, there will be no more production of the show."

Speculation that "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" was headed for cancellation began Thursday, when some outlets reported that the show's future was in jeopardy because of Shannon's alleged relationship with McDaniel.

In a statement, TLC said that it was "very concerned about this new information" and was "reassessing the future of the series."

As rumors about her romantic life flew, Shannon tried to clear them up with a post on the personal Facebook page of daughter Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson.





"I want to make a post trying to clear up the rumors," Shannon said Thursday. "®emember you can't believe everything you read! (People) sell stories to the tabloid everyday that r false! It isnt true i promise my kids r #1 priority over anything else and I would never put them in danger period over this or anything else they r my life this is my past I left him 10 yrs ago for it and I wouldn't go back."

TLC began "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" in August 2012 as a spinoff of its child pageant reality show, "Toddlers & Tiaras." Alana Thompson was one of "Tiaras' " breakout stars, and "Honey Boo Boo" was launched to follow the spunky kid and her family at their Georgia home.

The series, which also starred Alana Thompson's three older sisters and her dad, Mike "Sugar Bear" Thompson, averaged 2.4 million viewers an episode in its first season, establishing itself as a reality TV hit. The show's fourth season wrapped up in August with 1.8 million viewers.

Rumors about the show's future were already floating in September, after Shannon's separation from partner "Sugar Bear" Thompson.

Now, with production ceased, Shannon is focused on gratitude.

"We just want to thank from the bottom of our hearts the support that we've had from our fans since May 2012," she said in a separate Facebook post set up to answer questions from fans. "This experience has been awesome to us. ... Me and Sugar (Bear) really have broken up, but we are friends. We're better off friends than we were a couple. Things happen for a reason in life, and you live and learn."

I might take some shit for this because it's a child but what the hell...that is one homely kid. I remember seeing her for the first time and wondering how in the world anyone could think she would be successful at doing pageants. I've never watched her so I say this without ever even seeing how she has done, she just doesn't look cute or charming.

Come on Duchess..look at the gene pool. The mama is down right frightening. And it is beyond either being fat...I have seem some damn good looking fat people. None of the kids look like there is one brain between all of them.

They all look inbred. And she is a homely child.

TLC could combine Honey Boo Boo and Duck Dynasty into a spin-off called "Daffy Pigs"

They weren't night terrors but when my daughter was only around 4 she'd freak the hell out occasionally (always at night) with worries that my husband and I were going to die.

She was wayyyy too young to even be thinking about it. It sucked.

I did that ^^^ too. I was a really creepy kid. I always felt a sense of doom whenever my parents would leave me with a babysitter. So much that I would curl myself into a ball and not move out of my bed, I would just lie there in my own lonely thoughts. I was the greatest kid ever to babysit, I just sat there and suffered in my own weird misery. No problem at all.

(10-25-2014, 05:16 PM)username Wrote: night terrors