Fast/slow, are you any good?

I was posting those music videos in the other thread and god damn, I want to go DANCING (I was dancing around the house while I was picking the songs out--probably traumatized my son). I love it. I'm better dancing to modern music than trying to follow someone's steps (slow dancing) but I love it. Pure joy, dancing.

Not the Carlton though. Might as well do the chicken dance. I'm talking about unscripted, mostly free style dancing.

Poll: In my experience, guys some times tolerate it and women tend to enjoy it. You?

no

I love to dance and until puberty hit I believed that's what I would spend my life doing but there are no 5'8" ballerinas with boobs. I dance around my home all the time and I've talked about the gay guy/s in my dance class here in Mock. I don't go to that class as much as I used to.

I don't like to dance, but the hubby does, so I tolerate it when we go out.

My father offered to pay for my second wedding, if I did the foxtrot for the father/daughter dance, so we took ballroom dance lessons together. I think we danced to something by Cher, but I don't remember because I was too busy counting and trying not to fuck up.

I love to dance. I car dance everyday!

No, I don't dance. I think it's stupid.

(12-07-2014, 11:57 AM)sally Wrote: No, I don't dance. I think it's stupid.

Which translates to Sally dances like Elaine.

(12-07-2014, 11:57 AM)sally Wrote: No, I don't dance. I think it's stupid.

Buzz kill!!

My husband will only dance with a few drinks in him. It's interesting to watch him...kinda hard to dance without moving your feet.

I truly suck at slow dancing. I guess I've gotten a little better over the years (I just have to remember to breathe) but I tend to want to lead. My husband is really good at slow dancing though, bastard. He also took some country dancing lessons with an ex girlfriend years ago--he tries very hard to help me do a Texas two step without falling on my ass. When push comes to shove, I can always stand on his feet.

(12-07-2014, 06:51 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I love to dance and until puberty hit I believed that's what I would spend my life doing but there are no 5'8" ballerinas with boobs. I dance around my home all the time and I've talked about the gay guy/s in my dance class here in Mock. I don't go to that class as much as I used to.

Ballet dancers are so damn graceful. Even when they're not dancing. I wonder whatever happened to FP?

Lookie this: Wow.

She's very strong, see her bulging calf muscles? Ballerinas have hideous feet, you can imagine the beating they take. She's a darling girl & probably very tiny.

My feet are hideous and I'm not even a ballerina but I can't even imagine attempting that pose. I can hear bones cracking all through my feet/ankles just thinking about it.

I could do ballet or ballroom dancing, but a bunch of drunks at the club dancing around seems silly to me. I'm the one that sits in the corner and watches.

The baby is the opposite of me, she's been dancing since she could stand. We were at a Japanese restaurant at the Swan hotel in Disney world and they had karaoke there. As we were leaving she took it upon herself to get up on the stage and start dancing, then they handed her the microphone and she started singing. Everyone applauded and she took a bow. The kid doesn't have a shy bone in her body. Completely different from the other two who are more like me.

I could do that if I was drunk but I would be in a body cast the next day and my testicles would look like clackers hanging from a skin thread.

After a few, OK quite a few, cold ones I will get up for some belly rubbing, but that's about it. I tried to fast dance one time back in the mid 80's and lets just say, it wasn't pretty.

I just broke into dance as I heard this playing on Directv's holiday channel. Yes I did.

Please tell me you dance like the kid in the orange shirt.

I want videotape

(12-09-2014, 08:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: I just broke into dance as I heard this playing on Directv's holiday channel. Yes I did.

That even makes me wanna dance.

Sally's a fine dancer and Linus is pretty good too.

But, 5, the kid in the orange shirt, has definitely got the fanciest footwork in my book too. Better than Carlton even.

(12-09-2014, 09:37 PM)Cutz Wrote: Please tell me you dance like the kid in the orange shirt.

I'm sorry, I can't do that. I dance like Snoopy when he's not playing the guitar.

I only dance when I'm extremely drunk or extremely high..



I usually have a fucking great time doing it in the moment, but it tends to look something like that, so it is usually a long time between drinks until I forget about how much I embarrassed myself last time.

We need video of Crash dancing.