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I ate hot dogs for breakfast
#1
Yup, the craving hit me and I used home made relish and maple mustard. Some dribbled down my chin and I didn't notice it until it dripped on my chest. What's for breakfast?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#2
(03-23-2015, 10:31 AM)Maggot Wrote: What's for breakfast?


Tony tiger flakes...maybe. I'm not really hungry yet.
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#3
This is the song I heard when I was eating them.



I wonder if the hot dog eating champion gobbled to it.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-23-2015, 10:47 AM)Maggot Wrote: I wonder if the hot dog eating champion gobbled to it.


Have you ever seen the competition? It's revolting. I can't even watch after the first time. The way they cram them in makes me want to heave.
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#5
I could eat cheese dogs like that.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(03-23-2015, 10:31 AM)Maggot Wrote: Yup, the craving hit me and I used home made relish and maple mustard. Some dribbled down my chin and I didn't notice it until it dripped on my chest. What's for breakfast?

Welcome to the Clang Clan. Though if your serious about joining you'll have to use store bought condom mints and none of that thar fancy stuff.

One of us!
One of us!
Gooble Gobble.

I had McD's for brunch today.
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#8
I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.
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(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

It's a little weird that he usually eats a couple of Tic Tacs before putting the French Fries in his mouth, and always slaps condom mints on the wiener.

But, hey, at least he's thoughtful and responsible.
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#10
He hates skinless franks. What's wrong with that?
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#11
(03-24-2015, 09:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: He hates skinless franks. What's wrong with that?

hah
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(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

All my hotdogs are named Frank. And frankly we are offended by your hotdog racism and intend to have a frank discusssion about it at our next Klang Klan Kabal.
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(03-23-2015, 10:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.
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(03-25-2015, 01:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 10:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

Plus, it's kinda dangerous for your entire family. I mean, what if your baby, tucked nicely in a bun and relishing some rest time, gets mistaken for a hot dog and chowed down by your dad or your brother?

What then?
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(03-24-2015, 09:01 AM)Maggot Wrote: He hates skinless franks. What's wrong with that?

So, are you saying his franks are not circumsized? Shouldn't this be in that other thread then??
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(03-25-2015, 11:10 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-25-2015, 01:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 10:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

You're not kidding.

This is why Clang can't find a woman, Aussie. It's not because he's fat. Also you should probably watch your pictures around him, he doesn't care that you look like Sally Jesse.
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(03-25-2015, 11:10 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-25-2015, 01:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 10:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

Plus, it's kinda dangerous for your entire family. I mean, what if your baby, tucked nicely in a bun and relishing some rest time, gets mistaken for a hot dog and chowed down by your dad or your brother?

What then?

He will be mourned and missed, butt with all the spicy food I eat there bound to be a lot more babies on the way.
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(03-25-2015, 06:42 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-25-2015, 11:10 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-25-2015, 01:52 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 10:48 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(03-23-2015, 08:56 PM)sally Wrote: I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

I don't think Clang's retarded, just sexually repressed and using food as a surrogate.

So hurtful. That poop weiner I squeezed out is no surrogate. He's my biological buttcheek baby.

You need to switch to boiled peanuts, stat. That's just weird and gross Mr. McFly.

You're not kidding.

This is why Clang can't find a woman, Aussie. It's not because he's fat. Also you should probably watch your pictures around him, he doesn't care that you look like Sally Jesse.

Yeah and its not because I work part-time or minimum wage and can barely afford to help take care of me, my youngest brother and dad. I'm sure there is an attractive woman out there for me that burps and farts and appreciates toilet humor.
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(03-25-2015, 10:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sure there is an attractive woman out there for me that burps and farts and appreciates toilet humor.


I've got just the woman for you.
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(03-26-2015, 05:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-25-2015, 10:00 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I'm sure there is an attractive woman out there for me that burps and farts and appreciates toilet humor.


I've got just the woman for you.

Who? Does sally have an unmarried sister?
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