(04-05-2015, 09:22 PM)Maggot Wrote:

(04-05-2015, 10:51 AM)sally Wrote: And they like to lay eggs too. If you leave them unattended they'll lay 10,000 shit balls all over your house.

Those are "raisonets" silly, pop one in.

I'm not going to eat them, Maggot. But you can actually use them to fertilize the plants. I've been throwing then in the rose bushes and they're loving it.

I just finished celebrating my Godless Easter with some Chinese food. Usually get wontons with it, but was thinking of sally so I splurged an got crab rangoons with it as well. Heading off to bed soon since I work at 7AM tomorrow.

I like to do a little double dip with my crab rangoons. First the hot mustard, then the duck sauce.You'll be shitting your brains out tomorrow.

If you happen to have a rabbit throw a few poop balls on top for good luck. Yeah I know I said upthread that I wasn't going to eat them, but I lied. It's Easter.

(04-05-2015, 10:05 PM)sally Wrote: I like to do a little double dip with my crab rangoons. First the hot mustard, then the duck sauce.You'll be shitting your brains out tomorrow.

If you happen to have a rabbit throw a few poop balls on top for good luck. Yeah I know I said upthread that I wasn't going to eat them, but I lied. It's Easter.

I like my crab rangoons plain actually. But the sweet an sour dipping they gave tasted better with the wontons anyway. I'll probably be shitting my brains out later anyway since I had hunan beef and I put hot mustard, duck, and soy sauce on my pork fried rice. Oh and I also had Wendy's new Ghost Pepper Burger and Ghost Pepper fries for breakast this morning. Toilet here I come to wreck ya!

We celebrated Easter by taking the kids to a science museum. It wasn't crowded, and they had a blast.

(04-05-2015, 04:55 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-05-2015, 01:04 PM)username Wrote: Just another day around here. Sad. Even as old as they are, if my kids were home, they would have woken up to something (age appropriate) in a basket. But noooooo....

As a kid who was brought up attending church EVERY Sunday and holiday, I would have been woken up at around 5:00am, shoved in to my special Easter dress and dragged to an outdoor sunrise service today. Memories...

Yeah mom use to drag me and my brothers to the 9am Sunday Mass when we were kids. Nowadays, I prefer the Saturday Vigil Mass. Its longer(about 2 hours), but they turn out all the lights andyou get to hold a lit candle.

Didn't get to any Easter Mass this year(work, work, work), barely made it to Holy Thursday and Good Friday services. I feel like such a bad Catholic.

Can't you go confess and start all over? One of my grandsons was raised Catholic and that is how it's done, I think. My brother became a JW in his later days; I often thought it was just to piss off my mother, but I don't know for sure....I always had to hide when they came a knockin' at my door.

(04-06-2015, 12:57 AM)blueberryhill Wrote:

(04-05-2015, 04:55 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-05-2015, 01:04 PM)username Wrote: Just another day around here. Sad. Even as old as they are, if my kids were home, they would have woken up to something (age appropriate) in a basket. But noooooo....

As a kid who was brought up attending church EVERY Sunday and holiday, I would have been woken up at around 5:00am, shoved in to my special Easter dress and dragged to an outdoor sunrise service today. Memories...

Yeah mom use to drag me and my brothers to the 9am Sunday Mass when we were kids. Nowadays, I prefer the Saturday Vigil Mass. Its longer(about 2 hours), but they turn out all the lights andyou get to hold a lit candle.

Didn't get to any Easter Mass this year(work, work, work), barely made it to Holy Thursday and Good Friday services. I feel like such a bad Catholic.

Can't you go confess and start all over?

Yeah but it has to be sincere or something or Jesus won't buy the lie and will know you really aren't sorry. Done with aplogizing for who I am and sincerity can stuff a sock in it. Er...I mean...sorry Jesus.

Jesus wants you to be happy, Clang. I don't believe he is the tight ass that some people make him out to be. Jesus is tolerant and understanding.

(04-06-2015, 08:51 PM)Duchess Wrote: Jesus wants you to be happy, Clang. I don't believe he is the tight ass that some people make him out to be. Jesus is tolerant and understanding.

Yeah, I know. I was just trying to be funny.

#awkwardhumor
#failingtobefunny

I love the Easter service. I love the music. I love the message. If you truly believe it's an incredibly moving experience.

John 11:25-26

Jesus said, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?"

(04-06-2015, 09:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love the Easter service. I love the music. I love the message. If you truly believe it's an incredibly moving experience.

John 11:25-26

Jesus said, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?"

I BELIEVE!

(04-06-2015, 09:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(04-06-2015, 09:18 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I love the Easter service. I love the music. I love the message. If you truly believe it's an incredibly moving experience.

John 11:25-26

Jesus said, "I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?"

I BELIEVE!

I'm with you!

No. I think we die like every other animal, organism out there. If we "live on" in some capacity, I don't think it's just based on a belief system. Either we do or we don't. I don't think a "belief" changes things.

ETA: Which totally contradicts my Catholic light/Lutheran upbringing. "Believe that you are forgiven...and you are".

Believe that you are a monkey...and you are. *snickers*

I can still recite the Apostle's creed, the Nicene Creed and the 23^rd Psalm by heart though. No regrets.

(04-06-2015, 10:15 PM)username Wrote: No. I think we die like every other animal, organism out there. If we "live on" in some capacity, I don't think it's just based on a belief system. Either we do or we don't. I don't think a "belief" changes things.

ETA: Which totally contradicts my Catholic light/Lutheran upbringing. "Believe that you are forgiven...and you are".

Sometimes when I have my doubts about afterlife, I look at my dad whom I consider one of the smartest, no-nonsense people I've ever known, and he believes completely.

He's got 3 degrees and is as booksmart as they come and to him there's absolutely no question that there's not only God, but that Jesus is in fact our Savior, and Heaven is waiting for us.

His faith is amazing.

Dead is dead.

(04-07-2015, 04:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Dead is dead.

Party Pooper!

The problem with people is they know everything.

Not I. The older I get the more it hits home how very little I do know.

(04-07-2015, 04:33 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Dead is dead.

We'll see....if/when I die before you, I'm going to come back as a ghost and haunt you or as your guardian angel and protect you.