Hey Sally, you're a silly suburbanite- go buy yourself a Roku 3 for your bedroom television. Then look up adult roku channels .Com and it will tell you how to access and install the "hidden" porn channels for free. Then you won't have to deal with all the viruses and you will have literally thousands of free videos at whatever fingertips you're not using to rub one out. This has been your Pervert Public Service Announcement.

Locking myself in the bedroom and becoming a porn addict really isn't at the top of my list, but maybe some of the men in here will be grateful for your tip.

There was nothing even wrong with my laptop until I read an MSN article about the nurse who dropped the newborn baby on it's head. Then that stupid page popped up and made a buzzing noise that about made me jump out of my chair. Whatever it was I got rid of it and it's working as good as always.

(07-03-2015, 03:47 PM)sally Wrote: Locking myself in the bedroom and becoming a porn addict really isn't at the top of my list, but maybe some of the men in here will be grateful for your tip.

You don't really have to lock your door, just walk around with no pants on all the time and people stop coming over and bothering you.

Quote:There was nothing even wrong with my laptop until I read an MSN article about the nurse who dropped the newborn baby on it's head.

Yeah that's what happened to all the rest of us who knew how to fix malware from porn links. We were all reading the article about the nurse too.

Quote: Whatever it was I got rid of it and it's working as good as always.

Just wash your hands after you're done reading all those nurse articles because ewww.

I wasn't looking at porn .

I mean I have looked at it before and sometimes I like it, but I'm not a man for Christ's sake. I don't surf porn on the internet for hours or whatever it is you men do.

Huh... Grover Cleveland was on the $20 bill before Andrew Jackson.

I've never gotten a virus from xhamster.

(07-03-2015, 09:46 PM)Donovan Wrote: You don't really have to lock your door, just walk around with no pants on all the time and people stop coming over and bothering you.

My husband would be really happy if I walked around the house with no pants on all the time. Anyone else wish their wives would do that?

Unfortunately I'm not like you Donovan where I live alone and can laze around on my dinghy couch in my dirty underwear for days.

How did I miss this thread for so long?

(07-04-2015, 10:21 AM)sally Wrote:

(07-03-2015, 09:46 PM)Donovan Wrote: You don't really have to lock your door, just walk around with no pants on all the time and people stop coming over and bothering you.

Unfortunately I'm not like you Donovan where I live alone and can laze around on my dinghy couch in my dirty underwear for days.

Sally is a top-notch sugarcoater.

Being direct is not her strength.

Like I said. Whip off them britches and do things like cook and bend over and scratch your ass, and you will be living alone in no time. Also, since you're a chick you'll need to put on about fifty pounds so the old man won't sneak up behind you and surprise butt secks you.

Here it is, Cars.

Clang was having some pain down below, while getting an exam the doctor said where exactly does it hurt? "Down here by the entrance". Sir if you keep calling it that it will always hurt.

(09-08-2023, 03:40 AM)BigMark Wrote: Clang was having some pain down below, while getting an exam the doctor said where exactly does it hurt? "Down here by the entrance". Sir if you keep calling it that it will always hurt.

EXIT ONLY!

(09-08-2023, 12:05 AM)sally Wrote: Here it is, Cars.

My new PC`s eyes are bugging out! 

Sally, is your browsing still restricted?

Good Lord I hope not. This was 8 years ago.