Thank Christ for all the women that came before me.

(07-18-2015, 05:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Thank Christ for all the women that came before me.

Ditto.

(07-18-2015, 05:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Thank Christ for all the women that came before me.

And those that didn't.

All my women come before me. It's the other twenty three hours I fuck up.

I see now that I could have phrased that better. Oops.

Personally I think it was phrased perfectly.

I've learned a new word............smegma clitoridis. Sometimes the smell of freshly chopped pineapple sometimes the odor of cheese or feet. At any rate it should be removed once capable of being seen by the naked eye.
It must get better.

It sounds worrisome. Very worrisome.

It sounds sexy and delicious except for the feet part.

(07-20-2015, 11:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: It sounds sexy and delicious except for the feet part.

Clang, *ahem* I feel the need to kick rocks. I'm not sure where to begin this lesson or even how to phrase it. You shouldn't be smelling pineapples nor cheese or feet. *gags* I don't think I'm the person who should be explaining this, maybe one of the guys will bail me out.

(07-20-2015, 12:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(07-20-2015, 11:55 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: It sounds sexy and delicious except for the feet part.

Clang, *ahem* I feel the need to kick rocks. I'm not sure where to begin this lesson or even how to phrase it. You shouldn't be smelling pineapples nor cheese or feet. *gags* I don't think I'm the person who should be explaining this, maybe one of the guys will bail me out.

I started out in the produce dept. at price chopper smelling pineapple for six glorious days. Then I got moved up to the register and had to break it off with pineapple but soon caught the scent of my cheese neighbor in the deli. Delicioso! But yeah...*gags* sniffing feet is gross.

Did anyone read part of the PDF that Bone man posted?

It's a bit of a snoozer.

It doesn't even cover anal.