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Oh Shit..but appropriate for the Assholes in the News forum
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#1
08-31-2015, 01:04 PM
Bullshit


A 27-year-old man who was suffering from severe constipation for 10 years underwent surgery to remove a large stool from his colon.

The unidentified patient was evaluated at Second People’s Hospital in Chengdu, China, after complaining of stomach pain, Central European News (CEN) reported. While he had been admitted for the same pain previously, doctors had been unable to diagnosis the cause.

A series of X-rays revealed that the patient’s heart had shifted to the right because his colon had swelled to twice the normal size, CEN reported. Doctors diagnosed him with congenital megacolon, which can cause paralysis of the movements of the bowel and can sometimes lead to fecal tumors.

Surgeons later removed an 11-pound stool that had lodged itself in the patient’s colon and caused his severe pain. He is currently in recovery, CEN reported
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08-31-2015, 01:17 PM


*face palm*
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08-31-2015, 01:21 PM
Man, when that guy said he had to take a shit, he really had to take a shit! hah
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08-31-2015, 01:43 PM
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08-31-2015, 02:30 PM
That story's full of shit.
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08-31-2015, 03:50 PM
That OR is out of commission for a while I hope.
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08-31-2015, 03:59 PM


Poop! Poop! Poop! It should nevah be a topic of conversation.
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08-31-2015, 04:17 PM
(08-31-2015, 03:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Poop! Poop! Poop! It should nevah be a topic of conversation.
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08-31-2015, 05:26 PM
Blowing-kisses
(08-31-2015, 03:59 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Poop! Poop! Poop! It should nevah be a topic of conversation.

Blowing-kisses
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08-31-2015, 05:27 PM
(08-31-2015, 01:04 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Bullshit


A 27-year-old man who was suffering from severe constipation for 10 years underwent surgery to remove a large stool from his colon.

Surgeons later removed an 11-pound stool that had lodged itself in the patient’s colon and caused his severe pain. He is currently in recovery, CEN reported

I think I saw a recent news story of a young girl dying from the same condition.
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08-31-2015, 08:01 PM
11 lb turd, guess they don't have "Milk of Magnesia" in China! hah
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08-31-2015, 08:07 PM


Godfuckingdamn people!
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08-31-2015, 09:13 PM
Poop, there it is.
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08-31-2015, 09:21 PM
(08-31-2015, 09:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Poop, there it is.

hah

An 11lb turd. Mind blowing.
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