I think that's actually an ostrich ^.

This is a trollin' emu, for sure.

(09-15-2015, 08:44 AM)F.U. Wrote:

Now what was the question?

Ok, I'll play.

The question is: why is your boyfriend's palm so pink?

(09-15-2015, 10:44 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(09-15-2015, 08:44 AM)F.U. Wrote:

Now what was the question?

Ok, I'll play.

The question is: why is your boyfriend's palm so pink?

Thanks for the laugh HotD !!!! I am glad no one is in the bar right nor or they would think I am crazy.

Truth is its red because I was spanking that ass a little to hard .

Ahh, I see. You're not the one lying down.

I'll swing again.

The question is: why is your partner eating half a watermelon in bed?

Hell no, I wish I was that skinny.

Food in bed is good. Gotta keep your strength up ya-know.

It does look like a watermelon. That's one colorful bedroom you have there.

For some reason the colors are way off. They are actually shades of brown and green.

But the light colored blanket is just there to cover the plastic. I refuse to sleep in a wet bed.

(09-15-2015, 11:45 AM)F.U. Wrote: Hell no, I wish I was that skinny.

Food in bed is good. Gotta keep your strength up ya-know.

I sometimes drink in bed, but food in bed isn't my thing.

I know there are people who snack in bed though, and it's even a down-low turn-on for some.



At least you all are out in the open about it; no secrets (from each other or anybody else).

WC was going to regale us with her love of food and sex. Never happened though.

I love George eating a sub in bed... awesome stuff.

I've eaten ice cream in bed before. Chunky Monkey I think it was called. I'm just now recalling that time and it's making me smile, naked except for a sheet, sitting cross legged in bed and he handed me an itty bitty carton of ice cream. Nice memory from a different time. His name was Scott but I called him Maine.

When I was in construction I spent a lot of time out of town. That is when I found out that I eat & drink in bed while I sleep. My Ol never told me I did that, but the employees did. Fuckers.

(09-14-2015, 04:21 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Is Clang Duchess' alter ego?

of course not, me. Don't let us be silly.

Just to keep things lively..................Yoga pants!!!

Just to keep things lively..................Yoga pants!!!















YOGA!!

(07-04-2017, 05:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Just to keep things lively..................Yoga pants!!!















YOGA!!

Just to keep things even livelier, let's have the picture links be broken, and my balls get bluer.

Just stop it oatmeal mouth.

(07-06-2017, 09:59 AM)Maggot Wrote: Just stop it oatmeal mouth.

I'm more of a Mushmouth.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Its Fat Albert.

What's the secret question?