Hello all, I am an overweight male with a small penis, bad attitude, suspect hygiene and enjoy riding my unicorn on the beach while it farts glitter. I collect coins and STD's not necessarily in that order.

Great, you can replace Clang.

He's another fat man with a small penis. You lose one, you gain one, it evens itself out.

(11-15-2015, 10:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: Hello all, I am an overweight male with a small penis, bad attitude, suspect hygiene and enjoy riding my unicorn on the beach while it farts glitter. I collect coins and STD's not necessarily in that order.

Don't worry, you'll get plenty of love here.

Mock women have been saying for years that looks don't matter.

(11-15-2015, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: Great, you can replace Clang.

He's another fat man with a small penis. You lose one, you gain one, it evens itself out.

Did he cover you with man gravy and never call you again? I would never do that, man spackle yes, gravy no.

(11-15-2015, 10:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: Hello all, I am an overweight male with a small penis, bad attitude, suspect hygiene and enjoy riding my unicorn on the beach while it farts glitter. I collect coins and STD's not necessarily in that order.

Well, it's about time!

I've been praying for a surly big boy with a filthy little penis, lots of loose change, and genital warts to fly into Mock on a horny white horse for years.

Welcome to Mock, Prince Charming. Don't go breakin' my heart now.

(11-15-2015, 11:20 PM)BigMark Wrote:

(11-15-2015, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: Great, you can replace Clang.

He's another fat man with a small penis. You lose one, you gain one, it evens itself out.

Did he cover you with man gravy and never call you again? I would never do that, man spackle yes, gravy no.

No, I think Clang mostly liked to put his gravy on mashed potatoes.

That young lady, is dirty.

My compensated girl friends call them pleasure bumps. Like a ingrown hair but with infectious puss. I'm told it's an acquired taste like fava beans and brains on wheat toast.

Its not often a new member concocts a name after looking at their underwear. It may even be a first.

(11-15-2015, 10:22 PM)BigMark Wrote: I am an overweight male with a small penis, bad attitude, suspect hygiene and enjoy riding my unicorn on the beach while it farts glitter. I collect coins and STD's not necessarily in that order.

Hey, big boy. I've been waiting for you.

Are you, per chance, Asian?

Based on my one experience, it's my belief that all Asian men are cursed with tiny throbbers. Shame, size DOES matter.

Clang is/was our resident cross dressing, virgin, wannabe priest so if you're going to take his place, you've got some big stiletto's to fill Mr. Herpes Infested Cum Drop.

It's standard size, on me it looks small though. I'm pretty sure it would make the sheets get sucked into your creamy white butt cheeks and curl your toes, it just won't make you walk with a limp the next day. I can always kick you in the knee though.

(11-15-2015, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: Great, you can replace Clang.

He's another fat man with a small penis. You lose one, you gain one, it evens itself out.

this is a fucked up thread, but there's ^^^^^^ the silver lining. Thanks Sally.

(11-16-2015, 05:58 PM)BigMark Wrote: I can always kick you in the knee though.

What?

Too lazy or dry-sacked for a decent Pirate Eye?

I'll bet you're considered a real catch . . . to women with small hands and who have lost interest.

Welcome.

Yeah because wildebeest with large man hands are so sexy.

You know Duchess personally?

Looks like it, huh.

I think he should post up a pic. Then we can all vote on whether to let him all the way in.

BigMark? Does anyone call you BM for short?