13 New Years Superstitions!

1.Eating black-eyed peas and greens, I remember this one the most from other years and I remember eating them. Eating them brings good luck and financial prosperity. You are to eat the peas with greens for prosperity. The peas represent good luck and the greens represent money.

2.Nothing goes out of the house, or you will be losing things during the upcoming year. Don’t take out the trash or food or anything, if your trash needs emptying, do it before midnight or on January 2^nd. If you have food or anything to take somewhere on New Years day, have it outside or at their house already.

3.Kissing at midnight. Kiss someone dear to you at midnight, this will ensure affection for the next 12 months. If you happen to be alone at midnight, kissing the dog or cat would certainly work.

4.Don’t cry, don’t cry on New Years day, this could bring unhappiness for the next year. So don’t cry even if your favorite team loses in a bowl game. Be upbeat and happy as well.

5.Don’t wash clothes. The dirty clothes can wait until January 2^nd. Some super-cautious won’t even wash the dishes on New Years day, I need to go and find the paper plates now.

6.No bare cupboards, fill up the cupboards before New Years day, otherwise that could be the way of the New Year.

7.Money, don’t lend money or precious items and don’t pay back loans either. To do so means you will be paying out money all year long. Also fill all of your wallets with money since that ensures prosperity for the New Year.

8.Open the doors at midnight as this will let out all the bad from the previous year. Now that’s an easy one to do unless its 30 below out, this will let out the bad before the good can come in on New Years day.

9.Loud noises, make some noise. This will scare away the evil spirits from entering your life in the next year. I like this one, it makes sense and it’s fun but you need to be careful though since too much loud noise and the cops might show up, and that might not be good for the New Year. Maybe just one yell and two firecrackers.

10.Don’t break anything, you should try very hard to not break anything, especially a mirror, as that could be doubly bad as breaking a mirror on any other day, so try not to break anything. And this is another good reason not to do the dishes on New Years Day.

11.Work, try and do something work related on New Years Day, just a token or small amount of work, if you do too much work related stuff, then it might not be so good. This one is only for those who have the day off, I wouldn’t think fireman and others would care for this superstition.

12.First person entering your home, this superstition is about how the first person who enters your home in the New Year will influence the year you’re about to have. Ideally this person should be tall, dark and good looking. This is a real superstition but I think it came out of an old Cosmo magazine article.

13.Which way the wind blows, there
isn’t a lot we can do about the weather, but superstition holds that if the wind is out of the South there will be prosperous times ahead. The wind out of the East means famine and calamities and out of the North means a bad year for weather. A little odd but out of the West means plenty of milk and fish. Calm winds means a prosperous and joyful year for all, that’s just great since I just read there is a high wind warning for my area.

It's a leap year this year. So be careful on the 29^th and if its your birthday............You got screwed.



Tempest Storm was born the 29^th



So was Jessica Rabbit........

And.....................Some of the worlds most beautiful people were born on Jan 2^nd.

(12-30-2015, 12:39 PM)QueenBee Wrote: 3.Kissing at midnight. Kiss someone dear to you at midnight, this will ensure affection for the next 12 months. If you happen to be alone at midnight, kissing the dog or cat would certainly work.

Does a hummer count?

I'm always curious about these traditions. Say she starts giving me one of those mind-altering, eye rolling, suck the sheet up my ass kind of blow jobs at 11.56pm and I manage to hold off until 12.01 in the new year, does that mean I'm in for a great year?

Does it mean her year is just going to plain suck?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(12-30-2015, 04:51 PM)crash Wrote:

(12-30-2015, 12:39 PM)QueenBee Wrote: 3.Kissing at midnight. Kiss someone dear to you at midnight, this will ensure affection for the next 12 months. If you happen to be alone at midnight, kissing the dog or cat would certainly work.

Does a hummer count?

I'm always curious about these traditions. Say she starts giving me one of those mind-altering, eye rolling, suck the sheet up my ass kind of blow jobs at 11.56pm and I manage to hold off until 12.01 in the new year, does that mean I'm in for a great year?

Does it mean her year is just going to plain suck?

That depends... Does she swallow or spit?

(12-30-2015, 12:39 PM)QueenBee Wrote: 13 New Years Superstitions!

1.Eating black-eyed peas and greens, I remember this one the most from other years and I remember eating them. Eating them brings good luck and financial prosperity. You are to eat the peas with greens for prosperity. The peas represent good luck and the greens represent money.

2.Nothing goes out of the house, or you will be losing things during the upcoming year. Don’t take out the trash or food or anything, if your trash needs emptying, do it before midnight or on January 2^nd. If you have food or anything to take somewhere on New Years day, have it outside or at their house already.

3.Kissing at midnight. Kiss someone dear to you at midnight, this will ensure affection for the next 12 months. If you happen to be alone at midnight, kissing the dog or cat would certainly work.

4.Don’t cry, don’t cry on New Years day, this could bring unhappiness for the next year. So don’t cry even if your favorite team loses in a bowl game. Be upbeat and happy as well.

5.Don’t wash clothes. The dirty clothes can wait until January 2^nd. Some super-cautious won’t even wash the dishes on New Years day, I need to go and find the paper plates now.

6.No bare cupboards, fill up the cupboards before New Years day, otherwise that could be the way of the New Year.

7.Money, don’t lend money or precious items and don’t pay back loans either. To do so means you will be paying out money all year long. Also fill all of your wallets with money since that ensures prosperity for the New Year.

8.Open the doors at midnight as this will let out all the bad from the previous year. Now that’s an easy one to do unless its 30 below out, this will let out the bad before the good can come in on New Years day.

9.Loud noises, make some noise. This will scare away the evil spirits from entering your life in the next year. I like this one, it makes sense and it’s fun but you need to be careful though since too much loud noise and the cops might show up, and that might not be good for the New Year. Maybe just one yell and two firecrackers.

10.Don’t break anything, you should try very hard to not break anything, especially a mirror, as that could be doubly bad as breaking a mirror on any other day, so try not to break anything. And this is another good reason not to do the dishes on New Years Day.

11.Work, try and do something work related on New Years Day, just a token or small amount of work, if you do too much work related stuff, then it might not be so good. This one is only for those who have the day off, I wouldn’t think fireman and others would care for this superstition.

12.First person entering your home, this superstition is about how the first person who enters your home in the New Year will influence the year you’re about to have. Ideally this person should be tall, dark and good looking. This is a real superstition but I think it came out of an old Cosmo magazine article.

13.Which way the wind blows, there
isn’t a lot we can do about the weather, but superstition holds that if the wind is out of the South there will be prosperous times ahead. The wind out of the East means famine and calamities and out of the North means a bad year for weather. A little odd but out of the West means plenty of milk and fish. Calm winds means a prosperous and joyful year for all, that’s just great since I just read there is a high wind warning for my area.

Fun fact, my son thought black eyed peas were "black-guy" peas. I corrected him. Then he asked "why do only black people eat them except on New Years." I said... Good point. I dunno.

(12-30-2015, 05:52 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: That depends... Does she swallow or spit?

She'll fucking gargle if I want her to.

(12-30-2015, 06:00 PM)crash Wrote:

(12-30-2015, 05:52 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: That depends... Does she swallow or spit?

She'll fucking gargle if I want her to.

Ah, well that means she's cheating on you. Good luck in the divorce

I'll pass your regards on to her husband..

(12-30-2015, 06:08 PM)crash Wrote: I'll pass your regards on to her husband..

That changes everything. So, does he blow you too?

Never met the guy. Why, are you looking for married guys to blow you?

(12-30-2015, 06:38 PM)crash Wrote: Never met the guy. Why, are you looking for married guys to blow you?

No I was just wondering if you were the kind of douche bag to bang a married woman. No big surprise to me.

No, not really. You're the type who starts flapping their gums without all the facts. No surprise really

(12-30-2015, 07:04 PM)crash Wrote: No, not really. You're the type who starts flapping their gums without all the facts. No surprise really

Then you weren't honest. The type of man who has relations with a married woman and has never met the husband usually lacks the ability to be honest and the courage to admit what he's doing is wrong. He's also more likely to be insecure and look for admirations elsewhere that don't require any commitment on any level. Certainly no surprises there crash.

(12-30-2015, 02:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: And.....................Some of the worlds most beautiful people were born on Jan 2^nd.

(12-31-2015, 11:24 AM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(12-30-2015, 07:04 PM)crash Wrote: No, not really. You're the type who starts flapping their gums without all the facts. No surprise really

Then you weren't honest. The type of man who has relations with a married woman and has never met the husband usually lacks the ability to be honest and the courage to admit what he's doing is wrong. He's also more likely to be insecure and look for admirations elsewhere that don't require any commitment on any level. Certainly no surprises there crash.

See..this is the bit where you continue to flap your gums without all the facts. You make opinions on slithers of information that you have garnered with your numerously proven, poor comprehension skills.

Show me where I was dishonest, shit for brains?

(12-30-2015, 12:39 PM)QueenBee Wrote: 13 New Years Superstitions!

1.Eating black-eyed peas and greens, I remember this one the most from other years and I remember eating them. Eating them brings good luck and financial prosperity. You are to eat the peas with greens for prosperity. The peas represent good luck and the greens represent money.

I do this every New Years day. Not just out of superstition, but also because it tastes delicious with cornbread and hot sauce. It's one of my favorite southern meals.

My family holds dimes at midnight.

Jews?