Hi. I'm Calorieguzzler. Or Guzzy for short. I think I belong here.

I'm so excited you've arrived!

A warm and fuzzy welcome, Guzzy.

If you don't mind sharing, what led you to Mock?

I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.

(07-08-2016, 09:49 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I'm Calorieguzzler.

Are you open to taking all my ice cream calories? If so, follow me.

Welcome calorieguzzler. I sincerely hope you mean well because your screen name is just begging for parody.

(07-08-2016, 10:34 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.

No you don't. Now GTFO.

(07-08-2016, 12:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(07-08-2016, 10:34 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.

No you don't. Now GTFO.

You sound like my in-laws. They, too, had to accept me.

Romeo? Dat u?

(07-08-2016, 02:01 PM)Calorieguzzler Wrote:

(07-08-2016, 12:39 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:

(07-08-2016, 10:34 AM)Calorieguzzler Wrote: I was looking up the Petit Family murders and found a thread here. I haven't been a member of a community in awhile, especially because I feel so disconnected to the people on them, but I was so interested by the variety of topics here that I had to join.

No you don't. Now GTFO.

You sound like my in-laws. They, too, had to accept me.

Oh... You're married. I'm so sorry for your loss.

(07-08-2016, 02:49 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Oh... You're married. I'm so sorry for your loss.

Please save me.

How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

(07-08-2016, 05:16 PM)Love Child Wrote: How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I'm guessing some combination of Redtube and autocorrect.

erm...OK. I have nothing.

(07-08-2016, 05:16 PM)Love Child Wrote: How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I was thinking he or she consumes a lot of calories. But I could be wrong, it was just a hunch.

I was thinking cumguzzler, but that would have been rude

Fucker better stay away from my Kit Kats.

So..this is it? Dazzle me with brilliant bullshit.

Welcome to a universe that is between stay and go, a place where daydreams and nightmares are the same, a place that once entered the exit door is nowhere to be found..............The Mock zone.

(07-09-2016, 11:29 AM)Maggot Wrote: The Mock zone.

Yeah, baybay.

(07-08-2016, 09:12 PM)sally Wrote:

(07-08-2016, 05:16 PM)Love Child Wrote: How did you come up with your name and why?
And welcome.

I was thinking he or she consumes a lot of calories. But I could be wrong, it was just a hunch.

Are you NUTS???


I think you're on to something but the "guzzling" implies a liquid. Beer? Melted butter? Bacon drippings before they harden?I dunno. Maybe it's something that belongs on "My Strange Addiction".