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Chewie got a wild hair up his ass last night and was racing around from one end of the house to other, full throttle. That sumbitch jumped up on a freshly waxed table and slid across like it was a skating rink. He slammed into my potpourri burner and spilled hot wax all over, including coating his tail. Hot wax. Coated. Fucking hell. How am I supposed to get that shit off him? Google has been worthless. He'd shred me if I tried to bathe him and he surely isn't letting me use a razor or scissors.
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Put him in the oven until the wax melts.
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Put a window screen in the tub and put him on that, when he starts freaking his claws will stick in the screen
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(01-14-2017, 07:23 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: The HAIR dryer.
That won't work. The noise and the air combined will be more than he would tolerate. I'll either take him to the vet to be sedated and shaved or give it several days and it will peel off like a giant scab because it's dead underneath. Ewwww
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Goo Gone and a wet rag to wipe it off. Or just fuck it and leave the wax on, at least he'll smell nice.
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I agree with Stewie Griffin. Leave it, let the cat sort it out. It will eventually shed off or get licked off.
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Hot wax on my kitty
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