Clamity!

I get 2 gallons a day when the red tide is gone, its illegal but I wear a mask, the people seem to think one gallon is enough for me.

OMG Not fair.
Those look so good. Wow.

(02-28-2018, 08:19 PM)sally Wrote: I took this picture at the restaurant. It was like heaven, but they were gone in about 15 seconds so I ordered another round. No Gulf oysters, these were all flown in from different states and all had a different taste.

I wish I could see the pic. I prefer warm water oysters to cold, but in a pinch I will eat any oyster.

It was a combination of warm and cold, but now i cant remeber which one I liked best. I think it was the one from Connecticut. I know the one I liked the least was huge and was somewhat like swallowing a raw frog. That one was a bit harsh and everyone agreed to leave that one off the next round.

(03-01-2018, 05:40 PM)sally Wrote: It was a combination of warm and cold, but now i cant remeber which one I liked best. I think it was the one from Connecticut. I know the one I liked the least was huge and was somewhat like swallowing a raw frog. That one was a bit harsh and everyone agreed to leave that one off the next round.

Typically cold water oysters are smaller and more "briny." I like the warm water variety because they are bigger and not as "briny." Sounds like I'm your go to guy for raw frog oysters. We have some really good warm water oysters that come out of Guymas Mexico via the Sea of Cortez. When they're fresh, they are almost clear or opaque.

I like the smaller, brinier ones, but I'll eat any of them.

These particular ones were gigantic though, the damn things had veins running through them and I was waiting to see a heartbeat. Not for the faint-hearted.

(03-01-2018, 08:25 PM)sally Wrote: the damn things had veins running through them and I was waiting to see a heartbeat. Not for the faint-hearted.

I'm talking about oysters, Duchess. Not throbbing dicks, you slut bag.

I hate when you people turn food into sexual stuff.

I think I like oysters more than dicks.

Just kidding!

(03-01-2018, 10:05 PM)sally Wrote: I hate when you people turn food into sexual stuff.

Says the bat who turned food into sexual stuff.

I don't want to see veins running through my food you goddamn freak nor do I want to see any of it with a heartbeat! Gawd. I'm the faint-hearted and I waved to you. WTF is wrong with you.

Sally, are you mad cuz I called you a bat?

You're so vein, you probably think this thread is about you...

I really have to try an oyster. Clams, Scallops I've tried. My sheltered life is a bit amazing.

(03-02-2018, 07:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Sally, are you mad cuz I called you a bat?

I am madder than a hen in a whore house. I am pissed off I tell ya!Pissed off!

Off the shoes come.

I was joking of course. Sometimes I get mad at the world it seems like, but it's never happened here. One of the reasons this is the only forum I post on.

I heard a saying once that said we swallow spiders or bugs in the middle of the night. I think that is totally disgusting and false. However, tonight I am pretty sure there is something stuck in my throat.
It better just be a cold!

Well according to this-it IS ridiculous that we swallow spiders in our sleep!

https://www.quora.com/What-would-you-do-...-got-stuck

(03-06-2018, 08:34 AM)Love Child Wrote: I heard a saying once that said we swallow spiders or bugs in the middle of the night.

Oh no. Nononono. Just no. I'm never going to sleep again. Wah.