(08-29-2018, 03:15 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm glad you're over the bad spell Clang and also glad to see you putting your foot down a little with your brother.

On a fun note, I thought of you immediately when I saw this news.



Al Yankovic just (finally) got his star.

Thanks for thinking of me, HotD. I watched the whole Weird Al star ceremony yesterday on http://www.walkoffame.com/

You sound tired, Clangy.

Clang, I hope your poster of Weird Al still hangs in your bedroom.

Never give up the dream, young man.

(08-29-2018, 05:46 PM)Duchess Wrote: You sound tired, Clangy.

I am. Between the personal family drama and the heat....a lot of sleepless nights.

Vitamin b complex, not b 12. It's like crack.

(08-29-2018, 11:11 PM)BigMark Wrote: Vitamin b complex, not b 12. It's like crack.

My friend swears by Ambien. But I don't want to become racist.

Ambien is some nasty shit especially coupled with other drugs and or alcohol, it's no joke homie. It may be the downfall of Musk and maybe Roseanne.

(08-29-2018, 08:59 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Clang, I hope your poster of Weird Al still hangs in your bedroom.

Never give up the dream, young man.

No Weird Al poster, just all his CDs and a $30 action figure which I hope to get signed at the next concert I go to.

The National Museum of Rio is burning to the ground. Over 20 million historical items are being lost. How do you not protect against something like this? It's their history going up in flames. It's a horrible fire, the building is engulfed.

(09-03-2018, 11:53 AM)Duchess Wrote: The National Museum of Rio is burning to the ground. Over 20 million historical items are being lost. How do you not protect against something like this? It's their history going up in flames. It's a horrible fire, the building is engulfed.

Meh, they've got other museums. Their history will be fine. 

People have been erasing/changing history the world over and everything is still ok.

*blinks in and out of existence*

When a mother and father have a kid they become a parent.

When a mother and father have 2 kids they become a referee.

I wish the libraries of Alexandria never burned.

(09-04-2018, 10:28 AM)Maggot Wrote: I wish the libraries of Alexandria never burned.

I wish Adam and Eve hadn't eaten that apple. We'd all be dumb as a box of rocks but we'd be naked and wouldn't care.

Only in America would someone with multiple charges of sexual harassment against them get $100 million dollar payout to resign rather than be charged with a crime. Of course it's an old white dude so...

Why did Sesame Street feel the need to come out and say Bert & Ernie aren't gay? I don't get that at all. Why would something like that even matter and so what if they are. Apparently they're best friends. It's okay for people to be gay! Even characters.

(09-19-2018, 01:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Why did Sesame Street feel the need to come out and say Bert & Ernie aren't gay? I don't get that at all. Why would something like that even matter and so what if they are. Apparently they're best friends. It's okay for people to be gay! Even characters.

My guess is that reporters overheard the purple Teletubby and Fred from the Scooby gang gossiping about the closeness between Bert and Ernie, so the muppet handlers decided to get in front of the story before it became a major fake news headline.  ')

*snort laugh*

Some people are into fisting, some are not but I believe all puppets are and that is a stigma they tried to shake with Pinocchio. A pro active puppet is a well prepared one. There's a reason Howdy Doody was named Howdy my guess is he was a morning puppet.

(09-19-2018, 02:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: Some people are into fisting, some are not but I believe all puppets are and that is a stigma they tried to shake with Pinocchio. A pro active puppet is a well prepared one. There's a reason Howdy Doody was named Howdy my guess is he was a morning puppet.

Yeah, most puppets are surprisingly cheerful considering they've always got some controlling weirdo's fist up their asses, or pulling their strings, or putting words in their mouths all day.

(09-19-2018, 01:48 PM)Duchess Wrote: Why did Sesame Street feel the need to come out and say Bert & Ernie aren't gay? I don't get that at all. Why would something like that even matter and so what if they are. Apparently they're best friends. It's okay for people to be gay! Even characters.

wait.....What? I read an article that said the rumors were true and they were gay. For reals.