12-07-2018, 03:59 PM
Let's all talk about manspaining
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12-07-2018, 04:01 PM
(12-07-2018, 03:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sometimes. I've even slept wearing a comfy dress and pantyhose. Also naked. What's your favorite feminine article of clothing?
12-07-2018, 05:36 PM
(12-07-2018, 12:17 PM)BigMark Wrote: Dude, Clang is in the room. Well at least i wouldn't get called a he-man woman hater if I bounced elastic bands of the freaking things.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-07-2018, 06:40 PM
(12-07-2018, 04:01 PM)Duchess Wrote:I think it's a toss up between bras and pantyhose. Leggings are good too. Comfier than sweatpants.(12-07-2018, 03:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sometimes. I've even slept wearing a comfy dress and pantyhose. Also naked.
12-08-2018, 12:38 PM
See, fer chrissakes man!
12-08-2018, 01:46 PM
What you got?
12-08-2018, 05:27 PM
This.
12-08-2018, 05:29 PM
Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
12-08-2018, 06:03 PM
Don't open a pm from him.
12-08-2018, 09:18 PM
(12-08-2018, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.:( *cancels Amazon order* I should show you the lacy teddy/romper I bought from adoreme.com. it's bad...real bad. *cancels account* Seriously though I have some cheap sexy stuff I'm considering buying from Amazon.Cant wait to model it for you, Maggotyboo. I love when they flirt and tease and play hard to please.
12-08-2018, 10:24 PM
I hope you model it for all us of Clang. I wanna see too.
You'll keep it kinda classy, I hope. That's the key to the ultimate flirt and tease play. Too raunchy or tacky is just cheap and screams, "easy pickins!".
12-08-2018, 10:25 PM
For example, in my opinion:
^ too tacky to be sexy ^sorta raunchy and probably a pain in the ass (in more ways than one) ^classy sexy, perfect for the flirt-tease seduction
12-08-2018, 11:12 PM
(12-08-2018, 09:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(12-08-2018, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.:( *cancels Amazon order* I am ordering brain bleach. (Made by the same people the gave us Bleach bit TM)
12-09-2018, 12:14 AM
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose Kill the headlights and put it in neutral Stock car flamin' with a loser and the cruise control Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D Got a couple of couches sleep on the love seat Someone keeps sayin' I'm insane to complain About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt Don't believe everything that you read You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve So shave your face with some mace in the dark Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park Yo, cut it Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (double barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag One's got on the pole shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job The daytime crap with the folksinger slop He hung himself with a guitar string A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing You can't get it right if you can't relate Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite That's chokin' on the splinters Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (Drive-by body pierce) Soy Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (I can't believe you) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (Sprechen Sie Deutche, baby) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me? (Know what I'm sayin'?)
12-09-2018, 12:16 AM
(12-08-2018, 11:12 PM)Fry Guy Wrote:I'll order the brain bleach from Amazon when I order the sexy mentionables. My Uncle Farmer Joe will be so happy. what brain flavor do you want? It comes in Cow, Pig, Turkey, and Butt.(12-08-2018, 09:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(12-08-2018, 05:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: Clang would look like crazy lucid nightmares in that.:( *cancels Amazon order*
12-09-2018, 12:23 AM
(12-08-2018, 10:24 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I hope you model it for all us of Clang. I wanna see too.I'll model it for you all eventually. Maggotyboo gets a privates showing first. Classy for you, HOTD. Ranch-y and wacky for Maggotyboo.
12-09-2018, 02:05 PM
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