Help Me! I'm never gonna live!

You'll be ok. You've done more living than my pinky toe. I've barely kissed a girl,dated, barely been outside of New York State, never been outside the East Coast. So you go seduce the fuck out of that girl and give us all the juicy details.

FUCK YES!
That sounds so hot CLANG!

I've barely kissed a girl

I need to make that into a song

I want to fuck up and down on your

LOL
I just saw SaLLYS LOOK OF DISGUST ON HER FACE

AS I ALMOST POSTED COCK!

(12-15-2018, 12:25 AM)MirahM Wrote: FUCK YES!
That sounds so hot CLANG!

I've barely kissed a girl

I need to make that into a song

Somewhere in the multiverse that is a Katy Perry song.

(12-14-2018, 11:01 PM)MirahM Wrote: Help Me! I'm never gonna live!

Boring

Jesus Christ FRY GUY

I'm fry guy
you are so boring
Oh I'm fry guy
I know everything
I am a man
I am fry guy
blah blah blah
Down with the SJW's and the Mansplainers!
Because I am fry guy!
Dontcha Know!

Jesus Christ Fry Guy-stick to the politics forums if you can't blow off some steam every once in a while.

This reminds me of something someone said. I think there may be something in it and We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. We've know each other for so long. Your heart's been achin' but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. And if you ask me how I'm feelin'. Don't tell me you're too blind to see. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. (Give you up, give you up). Never gonna give, never gonna give. (Give you up). Never gonna give, never gonna give. (Give you up). We've know each other for so long. Your heart's been achin' but you're too shy to say it. Inside we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You just Rick Astley'ed Me.
RICK ROLLED ME!
RICK ROLL!

LOL
What is funny is I always liked that song.

Me too. Embarrassed to say, but it is very true.

LOL

Common ground. I'm embarrassed to say I was watching the video for "Never Gonna Give You Up" and mistook Rick for Ed Sheehan.

(12-14-2018, 11:01 PM)MirahM Wrote: Help Me! I'm never gonna live!

How can I help?

(12-15-2018, 12:26 AM)MirahM Wrote: LOL
I just saw SaLLYS LOOK OF DISGUST ON HER FACE

AS I ALMOST POSTED COCK!

I fucking hate lesbians, my little sister is one and I make horrible jokes about it. Suck it up buttercup, its not like Id get upset if she made fun of me and my husband. Im well aware that were a couple of old stinking fucks.

(12-15-2018, 08:26 PM)sally Wrote:

(12-15-2018, 12:26 AM)MirahM Wrote: LOL
I just saw SaLLYS LOOK OF DISGUST ON HER FACE

AS I ALMOST POSTED COCK!

I fucking hate lesbians, my little sister is one and I make horrible jokes about it. Suck it up buttercup, its not like Id get upset if she made fun of me and my husband. Im well aware that were a couple of old stinking fucks.

At least you're a hot old stinking fuck and not an ugly old fat stinking fuck like me.

Why can't people just keep their sexual shit to themselves? If you kept your private business private, there wouldn't be anything to get offended about. What's the purpose of telling people about your sex life. I sucked my husband's disgusting balls this morning, who gives a shit?

(12-15-2018, 08:58 PM)sally Wrote: Why can't people just keep their sexual shit to themselves? If you kept your private business private, there wouldn't be anything to get offended about. What's the purpose of telling people about your sex life. I sucked my husband's disgusting balls this morning, who gives a shit?

Not me. I agree with your indifference on this occasion. I don't give a shit about anyone's sex life either. I am not a teenager any more