The zapper attracts bugs so keep it 20-30 ft away from where you are, I have a couple in my backyard and they work good but don't put them next to you. Also if you get some fluorescent paint and paint your naked body with it you can have a really cool full moon ceremony.

You can read from the glow off a Sally moon.

I ended up getting a Black Flag 15-foot reach zapper and haven't been bitten on the patio since.  

I also don't have flies getting into the kitchen from the back door any more.

The zapper hangs from the patio roof -- so far nothing but flies, mosquitoes, and small moths have been lured in.

You will know it when a June bug gets in there.

The minute I read that ^^^^ I could hear it crackling in the zapper.

They are so freaking bad right now after the record rains, it rained yesterday for christsakes! Just ordered this one...


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07F18...UTF8&psc=1

Sally, is it true that sweat is fat crying?

I'm not sure. Mark is a fat sweaty bastard, maybe he knows.

(05-06-2019, 01:14 PM)sally Wrote: I'm not sure. Mark is a fat sweaty bastard, maybe he knows.

I don't sweat and don't smell, I'm fat though

You probably just can't smell yourself.

(05-06-2019, 05:01 PM)Rootilda Wrote: You probably just can't smell yourself.

It's one of my good quirks.

Charming.

Is BigMark still pretending to be a Trump supporter?

Can you tell me after being out of the loop for a long time who to avoid?

Can you please advise me of the rabid Trump supporters so that when they engage with me, I can block them. I don't speak their language that they learn from the Book of Moron.

Get over here and let me tickle you! 

(05-07-2019, 04:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't speak their language that they learn from the Book of Moron.

Ahahahaha!

Aussie!  

Aussiebitch I don't care if you're a flamming liberal that hates Trump and everything he touches, including his lunch. it does not matter to me, you can march in parades, do a protest eat nothing but peanut butter for years. Your political persuasion has nothing to do with anything to me. You will always be my Aussiebitch. 

WTF .......she must have hit a bump and fell off her wombat.

(05-07-2019, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-07-2019, 04:01 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't speak their language that they learn from the Book of Moron.

Ahahahaha!

Aussie!  

  hey duch, did you know they are making a Mamma Mia 2. I'm like what for? They sang all the hits in the first one. Bloody stupid.

(05-07-2019, 04:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Aussiebitch I don't care if you're a flamming liberal that hates Trump and everything he touches, including his lunch. it does not matter to me, you can march in parades, do a protest eat nothing but peanut butter for years. Your political persuasion has nothing to do with anything to me. You will always be my Aussiebitch. 

Don't worry Maggot I would never block you. I feel sad for you, with all the evidence that has come out that your President has presented himself in such an unStatesman like manner. I have been looking after my mother who has Alzheimers disease. 

Maggot you will always be my whipping boy.

Where's Clang? Has he lost weight? Is he still working that job? Does he still like it?