This is a NO BULLSHIT WEEKEND
OKAY?!
So NO

(05-24-2019, 10:48 PM)MirahM Wrote: This is a NO BULLSHIT WEEKEND
OKAY?!

Okay!

Someone gave me a germ and I feel like crap. I spent most of the night awake & coughing my brains out. I have a shit ton of annuals that need to be planted. Weeds need to be pulled and grass needs to be cut. All I want to do is be a slug. The best part is that I'm alone so it will be quiet & peaceful. Please, sweet Jesus, don't let my phone ring with bullshit stuff that needs to be handled.

Amen.

(05-25-2019, 04:21 AM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-24-2019, 10:48 PM)MirahM Wrote: This is a NO BULLSHIT WEEKEND
OKAY?!

Okay!

Someone gave me a germ and I feel like crap. I spent most of the night awake & coughing my brains out. I have a shit ton of annuals that need to be planted. Weeds need to be pulled and grass needs to be cut. All I want to do is be a slug. The best part is that I'm alone so it will be quiet & peaceful. Please, sweet Jesus, don't let my phone ring with bullshit stuff that needs to be handled.

Amen.

My little girl has a bout of tonsillitis. I imagine you are suffering similarly to her. My sympathies. Hope you are up and well soon.

That sucks Duchess.  

I hope you're feeling better.  

I know how you hate to be idle, but try to make like a slug and do as little as absolutely necessary if you're still feeling like shit.

Drink 'em bot up!

Well since Duchess mentioned being sick, I'm going to share a photo of my latest malady.  I've been prone to cysts all my life and this one's a doozy.  Is this worse than my gross lips?  You decide. 

Separated at birth?

Why don't you pop it?

That's another thing I wish I had, cystic acne. I'd just stay home all day popping them and watching all the mush come out like mashed potatoes. Unfortunately I don't have it.

(05-25-2019, 10:28 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That sucks Duchess.  

I hope you're feeling better.  

I know how you hate to be idle, but try to make like a slug and do as little as absolutely necessary if you're still feeling like shit.

HotD! BayBay!   

Once I took some OTC meds and started moving around I felt better. Thanks!

I like to plan my slug days in advance, not have them forced upon me.  

(05-25-2019, 02:48 PM)sally Wrote: I'd just stay home all day popping them and watching all the mush come out like mashed potatoes.

I was going to comment in one way but thought fuck it, what can I say in response to that and then I recalled you wanting to see my ovaries and you've talked about livers before. Are you still watching surgeries taking place on people? You're a good cook, Sally and I'm unhappy you've ruined it forever for me because now I'll think your potatoes are nothing more than oozing pus. SUCK IT! 

You never watched Dr. Pimple Popper? She had this black guy in her office who had several large cysts on his back and when she popped them the puss squeezed out like mashed potatoes and smelled horrid. She has the best job ever.

(05-25-2019, 02:43 PM)sally Wrote: Why don't you pop it?

I would but there's no head on it. I stuck a pin in it yesterday but all that came out was some blood. The last one I had to have surgically removed since it was a hard little ball.

Hey Sally, do you ever watch earwax removal vids?  I find them strangely fascinating.

Soak it in cider.

Love Child, do something with those kids. This isn't my idea of a no bullshit weekend.

(05-25-2019, 03:34 PM)BigMark Wrote: Soak it in cider.

I cut my finger once and my husband told me to do that. I was like what, apple cider vinegar? Wouldn't that burn? Duh I'm an idiot.

(05-25-2019, 03:26 PM)Rootilda Wrote: Hey Sally, do you ever watch earwax removal vids?  I find them strangely fascinating.

Yes, I've looked it up before. Another thing I wished I had, but I'm lucky if I put a Q-tip in my ear and it comes out barely yellow. Why can't I have ear wax damn it!

Cider is good for your hair. It makes your hair feel like silk when it's rinsing out.