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RE: The 2019 trivial drivel thread
One word..............hash
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I wonder if that shit loses potency. Until I see the word I always forget that I have a chunk and I've had it for years.
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It's probably hard now but you can heat it up with a lighter and fluff it, the hash.
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I'm talking about the corned beef stuff, what are you talking about?  Secret
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Roo, are the aspen trees out there turning yellow & gold right now?
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I was trying to think of a way to phrase this without sounding callous but I don't think there's a way. I think bulletproof backpacks are fuckin' ridiculous.
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So do I they wear them all the time in Israel. I would like to see guards at every school main entrance buzzing people in. It should be government subsidized.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-11-2019, 11:17 AM)Duchess Wrote: I was trying to think of a way to phrase this without sounding callous but I don't think there's a way. I think bulletproof backpacks are fuckin' ridiculous.

Most backpacks on kids these days are way too heavy for them already, without adding bulletproof weight!



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Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!

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I hope all of you Mockers who have pets are responsible pet owners. I surely do.
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A weird ass dude wearing a TV on his head left old fashioned TV's on the porches of fifty homes in Virginia. hah Why?

When I say old fashioned I am talking about those heavy muthafuckas.
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...and he waves at everyone's Nest cams!
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When the coming apocalypse begins they will need them to toss at the glass windows to pilfer their spam, cheese and beer from the local Win Dixie.

Also, is he naked? You must beware the naked man. It says that in the bible.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-14-2019, 12:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: You must beware the naked man. It says that in the bible.


Smiley_emoticons_shocked The nuns neglected to tell me that!
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There was a dude running around in one of the gospels with no clothes on hanging out in the graves. Jesus cast the devil out and from my understanding it went into pigs and they ran over the cliff and drowned. So next time you see a naked man, you just need to cast the devil out of him.
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With your mouth.
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(08-20-2019, 10:56 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: So next time you see a naked man, you just need to cast the devil out of him.


I'm hoping like hell I can remember to say & do that. It will be hilarious.
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Cardinal Pell loses appeal. He is guilty
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(08-20-2019, 07:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Cardinal Pell loses appeal. He is guilty
What is the world coming to when a catholic priest can't molest an alter boy? Nobody will sign up anymore, that was the best perk.
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(08-20-2019, 12:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(08-20-2019, 10:56 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: So next time you see a naked man, you just need to cast the devil out of him.


I'm hoping like hell I can remember to say & do that. It will be hilarious.
Probably best to start with Drop your weapon.
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(08-20-2019, 08:57 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Probably best to start with Drop your weapon.


I'll start with drop your weapon and then move on to saluting the flag. 
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