(01-15-2019, 10:55 AM)BigMark Wrote: on his underwear.

Everywhere. It's a diarrhea tsunami.

Oh dear God.

He shakes his little tush on the catwalk with his bloomers full of shit.

Like a fertilizer truck.

(01-15-2019, 02:18 PM)BigMark Wrote: Like a fertilizer truck.

Biff Tannen: Manure?! I hate Manure!!!

I'll come back on the next page when we aren't talking ABOUT UNDERWEAR OR POOP!

Oh wait, but since we are on the topic-
I saw this comic the other day that showed a cartoon of a young person on the crapper and an old person on the crapper-his balls were touching the water in the toilet.
DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

The reason it was a post was it was the Facebook-Me in 2009 and me in 2019-someone posted that as their "age transormation."

This water is cold, and deep.

So your balls are short and shriveled?

Yes, and musty.

I'm starting to be on the side of not giving a fuck. Someone slap me with a Jesus sticker or something.

2 x 4 should be work.

Today a family gets off the boat and as one kid is exiting the boat he says to his dad, "He pooped!"
His dad made a face
I sort of had that surprise laugh face
I thought he was talking about his brother.
He was talking about his dog
who was still on the boat.
Luckily it wasn't my shift!
I told the family about the brother part, they laughed.

(10-12-2019, 11:57 PM)MirahM Wrote: Today a family gets off the boat and as one kid is exiting the boat he says to his dad, "He pooped!"
His dad made a face
I sort of had that surprise laugh face
I thought he was talking about his brother.
He was talking about his dog
who was still on the boat.
Luckily it wasn't my shift!
I told the family about the brother part, they laughed.

Wow. Very interesting. I think the story needed a dragon or maybe a ninja to flesh it out

Oh Cry Guy

(10-13-2019, 01:07 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:

(10-12-2019, 11:57 PM)MirahM Wrote: Today a family gets off the boat and as one kid is exiting the boat he says to his dad, "He pooped!"
His dad made a face
I sort of had that surprise laugh face
I thought he was talking about his brother.
He was talking about his dog
who was still on the boat.
Luckily it wasn't my shift!
I told the family about the brother part, they laughed.

Wow. Very interesting. I think the story needed a dragon or maybe a ninja to flesh it out

And an alleged kiddy diddling baker named Rye Guy.

Perhaps a pirate or two

(10-13-2019, 03:46 PM)Fry Guy Wrote: Perhaps a pirate or two

A butt pirate named Cap'n Kidd E. Fiddler.

Can we stop talking about the fucking kid fiddlers already. Jesus christ.