Many years ago me and my old girlfriend were playing pool in a sleazy bar, the beer was cheap and the tables were free and this other couple wanted to play us. One thing led to another and the guy says "you wanna go to a hotel and we could switch" It was not really an equal trade his girl was kinda ugly and mine was a cutey. I declined his offer. Later I told my girlfriend and all she said was "no fucking way, she was ugly"

She liked you enough to want you to have a good looking piece of ass. 

I'll take an ugly girl with skills over a hot girl with no rhythm. Who am I kidding though, a pulse is my only requirement.

C'mon. No, you wouldn't. How do you get a boner with an ugly girl?

(02-09-2020, 12:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: C'mon. No, you wouldn't. How do you get a boner with an ugly girl?

Lots and lots of Viagra.

Vaseline and dim lights don't hurt.

You must have a big butthole.