Sorry I'm just horny
and I have no human contact
or any contact
I am sure that fucker could not put that thing inside of me or anyone. HOW THE FUCK? Seriously!

Okay, when I say "any contact" I don't know what the fuck I meant.

I mean I think I meant that my being alone was made to feel better by pet-sitting, but bringing that into this thread would have made it sound really wierd and I didn't want anyone to make comments about that.

When I see dogs come through the drive thru window w/ their owners I just want to go give them a hug and take the dogs for a walk. I need a cat. Then I wouldn't feel so lonely. I couldn't take care of a dog in an apartment it wouldn't be fair.
That is all.

Eh......a little oil a little wiggle it would slowly fit. But that's not why we are here today. Should he be harassed by the TSA? Poor fella.

(04-16-2020, 10:10 PM)MirahM Wrote: Okay, when I say "any contact" I don't know what the fuck I meant.

I mean I think I meant that my being alone was made to feel better by pet-sitting, but bringing that into this thread would have made it sound really wierd and I didn't want anyone to make comments about that.

When I see dogs come through the drive thru window w/ their owners I just want to go give them a hug and take the dogs for a walk. I need a cat. Then I wouldn't feel so lonely. I couldn't take care of a dog in an apartment it wouldn't be fair.
That is all.

Some dogs are naturally couch potatoes and make good apartment dogs, the most they require is a walk around the block once a day. Look into the different breeds, I'm sure one will fit your lifestyle. But either way they are a long term commitment.

I had a dream last night my disco stick was two feet long, I ran to show mrs.biggie.

(04-16-2020, 09:55 PM)MirahM Wrote:

(04-16-2020, 02:14 AM)sally Wrote:

(04-16-2020, 12:15 AM)MirahM Wrote: I really have to spell it out for you?

Yeah because I have no idea what you are talking about. That man with the huge dick isn't really my fantasy man.

LOL

You asked for it!

I just want to dry hump that fucker!

Just because?

His double chin and tight metallic spandex are a bit of a turn off for me, but whatever floats your boat.

You want a model with a 13 inch slong? You are one spoiled bitch.

I'll settle for 7 inches hard and someone with a little more muscle tone than Jared Fogel from Subway.

(04-16-2020, 10:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Eh......a little oil a little wiggle it would slowly fit. But that's not why we are here today. Should he be harassed by the TSA? Poor fella.

Personally I'd be pissed if my penis were the talk of any published paper.


But good thing I don't have one! 

Jonah seems to have a pretty good attitude about it.

(04-17-2020, 02:05 AM)MirahM Wrote:

(04-16-2020, 10:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: Eh......a little oil a little wiggle it would slowly fit. But that's not why we are here today. Should he be harassed by the TSA? Poor fella.

Personally I'd be pissed if my penis were the talk of any published paper.


But good thing I don't have one! 

Jonah seems to have a pretty good attitude about it.

I'd love it if my penis were the talk of any published paper. I'd buy it a tiny top hat and bowtie for when it strutted down the red carpet or any color carpet.

Ahahahahaha! Oh Lordy. The image of a penis wearing a top hat.

I'd be like dirk diggler

(04-17-2020, 01:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: dirk diggler

I googled that. I thought it was a cartoon before I did!  

* smirk giggler

(04-17-2020, 01:07 AM)sally Wrote: I'll settle for 7 inches hard and someone with a little more muscle tone than Jared Fogel from Subway.

You're about 35 years too old for him.

One of the side affects from my surgery is my manhood got noticeably larger, I had to take an injection daily for 25 days. It was this crap and probably is what caused it.

You are a better man than I. I could never ever in 112 yrs be able to shoot up my dong. Ouch!!!