Yeah, I wouldnt make fondue out of velveeta, but it will work for nacho cheese sauce.

(05-03-2020, 09:11 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah, I wouldnt make fondue out of velveeta, but it will work for nacho cheese sauce.

Agreed. My crockpot nacho cheese sauce was a hit at the office.

I just ordered percebes aka gooseneck barnacles. It's the only excitement left in my life. If you look them up they look grotesque, but I imagine them tasting like little delicacies from the gods above.

(05-03-2020, 11:17 PM)sally Wrote: I just ordered percebes aka gooseneck barnacles. 

Good God Almighty!

I simmered some clams in a tomato, wine saffron sauce with chorizo, leeks, capers, olives, artichoke hearts and asparagus. Served with garlic rubbed sourdough toast for dipping.

^ that really is like food porn -- it looks fucking delicious.

Holy crap you just rubbed my belly from the inside.

Shrimp stuffed portabella mushrooms with Zuppa Toscana and garlic bread.

 

(05-08-2020, 10:05 PM)sally Wrote: Shrimp stuffed portabella mushrooms with Zuppa Toscana and garlic bread.

 

That's not a keeper, Sal. It looks like Nancy Reagan's zombified ass. Maybe you should buy a shoulder length of shove it up your cunt ass.

Take that fucking orange wig of your head right now! It's driving you nuts.

He looks like Trumps aunt.

(05-09-2020, 10:37 AM)sally Wrote: Take that fucking orange wig of your head right now! It's driving you nuts.

Well I am nuts already wig or no wig. I think Iwas just tired and a bit worried about my car earlier this morning. The check engine light came on last night as me and my friend were driving home from the beer store and it was making a weird grinding noise and the engine stalled. I wasn't sure we were going to make it back to his house or back to my house this morning. I don't know what was wrong with it as it seems fine now. Ok maybe I was a bit upset because I really like that look. Especially the open mouth smile. I usually smile with a closed mouth because my teeth are awful and yellowish.

I don't know much but I do know that Clangs wigs and food porn do not go happily skipping down the road singing "This land is your land, this land is my land"

But if it did it would be in Yiddish.

After huffing helium.

(05-09-2020, 05:18 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know much but I do know that Clangs wigs and food porn do not go happily skipping down the road singing "This land is your land, this land is my land"

Sure it does, I could go for a strawberry shortcake right about now.

More like a fruitcake.

(05-09-2020, 07:27 PM)sally Wrote: strawberry shortcake 

Shut your filthy mouth right now.  

(05-09-2020, 07:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:

(05-09-2020, 07:27 PM)sally Wrote: strawberry shortcake 

Shut your filthy mouth right now.  

I really could go for a strawberry shortcake, I haven't had anything sweet in like a year. Clang's wig is making me salivate.

       Now I want some......WTF!!!