I'm just saying ... it's a bit above average in size, not a lot above ... just right. Average plus we can call it. Looks good, works great. It's not impatient or in a rush. It's whatever I want it to be. It's whatever she needs it to be and it happily adapts. It performs extra well with weed due to the increased intensity of pleasure.

Basically, it's my favorite bitch.

$10 says I make the Dysfunctional Lump horny when she reads that.

(12-01-2009, 02:25 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:22 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: OH now I want to see OP's glow stick!

It is unspectacular but it is a fully functional average sized yoghurt cannon the likes of which I am sure you have seen many of.

Yes but none that I've seen has orange fur surrounding it like yours.

Ooohhh...good one !::dick::

(12-01-2009, 02:57 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:25 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:22 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: OH now I want to see OP's glow stick!

It is unspectacular but it is a fully functional average sized yoghurt cannon the likes of which I am sure you have seen many of.

Yes but none that I've seen has orange fur surrounding it like yours.

::rotf::

(12-01-2009, 02:36 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm just saying ... it's a bit above average in size, not a lot above ... just right. Average plus we can call it. Looks good, works great. It's not impatient or in a rush. It's whatever I want it to be. It's whatever she needs it to be and it happily adapts. It performs extra well with weed due to the increased intensity of pleasure.

Basically, it's my favorite bitch.

You have truely managed to make me think you are even weirder and dorky than I originally thought.

Why do men always feel the need to brag about their dicks?

(12-01-2009, 07:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:36 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm just saying ... it's a bit above average in size, not a lot above ... just right. Average plus we can call it. Looks good, works great. It's not impatient or in a rush. It's whatever I want it to be. It's whatever she needs it to be and it happily adapts. It performs extra well with weed due to the increased intensity of pleasure.

Basically, it's my favorite bitch.

You have truely managed to make me think you are even weirder and dorky than I originally thought.

Why do men always feel the need to brag about their dicks?

Oh, I thought he was talking about his nose. ::

::rotf::::rotf::::rotf::::rotf::::rotf::::rotf::

(12-01-2009, 08:08 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 07:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:36 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm just saying ... it's a bit above average in size, not a lot above ... just right. Average plus we can call it. Looks good, works great. It's not impatient or in a rush. It's whatever I want it to be. It's whatever she needs it to be and it happily adapts. It performs extra well with weed due to the increased intensity of pleasure.

Basically, it's my favorite bitch.

You have truely managed to make me think you are even weirder and dorky than I originally thought.

Why do men always feel the need to brag about their dicks?

Oh, I thought he was talking about his nose. ::

I was.

(12-01-2009, 02:32 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Personally, I think mine is pretty god damn handsome.

Well, that deserves a photo op!

(12-02-2009, 12:44 AM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:32 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Personally, I think mine is pretty god damn handsome.

Well, that deserves a photo op!

It's booked. ::bigsmile::

(12-01-2009, 02:57 PM)The Antagonist Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:25 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(12-01-2009, 02:22 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: OH now I want to see OP's glow stick!

It is unspectacular but it is a fully functional average sized yoghurt cannon the likes of which I am sure you have seen many of.

Yes but none that I've seen has orange fur surrounding it like yours.

That would be funny if I was ginger, but I'm not so it isn't.

You are and Ginger is a compliment compared to the reality of cheeze doodle orange fur all over you.

(12-02-2009, 09:33 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: You are and Ginger is a compliment compared to the reality of cheeze doodle orange fur all over you.

If you keep saying it over and over again like you have been doing the last few days because you can't think of anything else it might actually come true. My "FAIR" hair might indeed turn a different colour, and my body hair might change from brown to ginger I wouldn't hold your breath though you repetitive, boring little nitwit.

And you keep whining over and over about the software like you have for the last few days and maybe you'll convince yourself that your not being repetitive as you claim I am.

Now please, continue to play with yourself.

(12-02-2009, 11:46 AM)The Antagonist Wrote: And you keep whining over and over about the software like you have for the last few days and maybe you'll convince yourself that your not being repetitive as you claim I am.

Now please, continue to play with yourself.

You are ten times more repetitive than me you stupid witch, you are just like Frankie, the same insults every single time just in a different order. Even if I was covered from head to toe in orange fur I would still be more popular than a gormless old shrew with her face continually looking like it has just had a sniff of some dog shit like you.

I've seen your photo smoochie, you look like courtney cox will look in 20 years time after reconstructive facial surgery in a hall of fairground mirrors, well below average.

Don't worry, your nothing to sneeze at - nix that, you are an allergic reaction. You look like the grown up version of the Campbell's soup kid and trust me, Like Mason Reese, all things "adorable" as children never wind up cute as adults.

Deny your hair color, call me unattractive to you - whatever is ticking the insane button in your head has your ego on full tilt too because your ranting makes you think I CARE what you think of me.

I don't. You're nothing but an annoying little pischer here to amuse me.

Now, let's see how many times you can call me Shrew, Smoochie, Smoochface and all the other things you've been repeating for the last year. Don't forget dog fucker, horse fucker and murderer, because you've not worn those out yet.

(12-02-2009, 02:02 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: call me unattractive

You MUST be used to that by now, if we were alone on a desert island with nothing but a mango for company I would fuck the mango and slow roast you over a roaring fire.

As for the repetition I am only following the example that is set here smoochface.

I forget one of my hobbies was giving you shit, its nice to be back. All is once again right with the world.

You have a very boring hobby.

(12-02-2009, 02:19 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(12-02-2009, 02:02 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: call me unattractive

You MUST be used to that by now, if we were alone on a desert island with nothing but a mango for company I would fuck the mango and slow roast you over a roaring fire.

OK, that was pretty funny.