04-25-2021, 01:06 PM
These are cupcakes. Wooooo.
Cupcake bouquet
Cupcake bouquet
LOOK!
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04-25-2021, 01:57 PM
I would have to put on a suit to eat those.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
04-25-2021, 05:06 PM
04-25-2021, 05:32 PM
(04-25-2021, 05:06 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-25-2021, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have to put on a suit to eat those. Fuck that! I'll just spray whipped cream in my mouth.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
04-25-2021, 10:12 PM
They are beautiful, but I bet they taste like shit. We have a place called Cakery Creations here that makes stuff like that. I ordered my daughter a cake and cupcakes for her birthday, they looked like works of art, but tasted like the equivalent of eating a spoonful of table sugar.
04-26-2021, 01:25 AM
(04-25-2021, 05:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:(04-25-2021, 05:06 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-25-2021, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have to put on a suit to eat those. Back in the day I'd go to the supermarket and suck the nitrous oxide out of the whipped cream cans.
04-26-2021, 06:41 AM
(04-26-2021, 01:25 AM)rothschild Wrote:You put the nitwit in nitrous oxide.(04-25-2021, 05:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:(04-25-2021, 05:06 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-25-2021, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have to put on a suit to eat those.
04-26-2021, 01:30 PM
I'd gift someone one of those bouquets. I sometimes give the gift of food to those who pretty much have everything and it's difficult to find them something they would enjoy. I often give Harry & David gifts (Hi Dad) and I give Omaha steaks on occasion.
04-26-2021, 02:50 PM
(04-26-2021, 06:41 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 01:25 AM)rothschild Wrote:You put the nitwit in nitrous oxide.(04-25-2021, 05:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:(04-25-2021, 05:06 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-25-2021, 01:57 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would have to put on a suit to eat those. You have that backwards, son.
04-26-2021, 05:22 PM
(04-26-2021, 02:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:41 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 01:25 AM)rothschild Wrote:You put the nitwit in nitrous oxide.(04-25-2021, 05:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:(04-25-2021, 05:06 PM)rothschild Wrote: You'd need some gold coins to buy them. I have your mom bent over backwards, "son".
04-26-2021, 06:47 PM
(04-26-2021, 05:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 02:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:41 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 01:25 AM)rothschild Wrote:You put the nitwit in nitrous oxide.(04-25-2021, 05:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: Fuck that! I'll just spray whipped cream in my mouth. Your mom's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to shoot her in a drive-by.
04-26-2021, 10:31 PM
(04-26-2021, 06:47 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 05:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 02:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:41 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 01:25 AM)rothschild Wrote: Back in the day I'd go to the supermarket and suck the nitrous oxide out of the whipped cream cans.You put the nitwit in nitrous oxide. My mom's so fat she died of morbid obesity and complications from diabetes.
04-26-2021, 10:42 PM
That's fat.
04-27-2021, 12:43 AM
(04-26-2021, 10:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:47 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 05:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 02:50 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:41 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: You put the nitwit in nitrous oxide. You brought moms into this, son.
04-27-2021, 06:50 AM
(04-27-2021, 12:43 AM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 10:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:47 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 05:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 02:50 PM)rothschild Wrote: You have that backwards, son. I know. And then I brought dead moms out of it, sob.
04-27-2021, 07:14 AM
(04-27-2021, 06:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-27-2021, 12:43 AM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 10:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:47 PM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 05:22 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I have your mom bent over backwards, "son". Sorry if I offended. Hopefully your mum's in a better place.
04-27-2021, 07:43 AM
(04-27-2021, 07:14 AM)rothschild Wrote:You offend. But I'm the one who dug up my dead mother. Its(04-27-2021, 06:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-27-2021, 12:43 AM)rothschild Wrote:(04-26-2021, 10:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(04-26-2021, 06:47 PM)rothschild Wrote: Your mom's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to shoot her in a drive-by. all good in the hood. |
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