01-11-2022, 11:44 PM
I painted myself like an oompa loompa and did a comb over then married some hot whore who only loves my money but still lets me bang her.
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01-11-2022, 11:44 PM
I painted myself like an oompa loompa and did a comb over then married some hot whore who only loves my money but still lets me bang her.
01-12-2022, 12:08 AM
For a minute there I was transported back to the summer solstice parade of 98 where we watched the naked bike riders with painted bodies riding by and I thought, "Big Mark was that you?"
And then I re-read what you were writing and realized it was something different.
01-12-2022, 01:13 AM
I was pretty fucking hot in 98.
01-12-2022, 01:31 AM
were you riding naked on a bicycle with your body painted?
01-12-2022, 07:15 PM
01-12-2022, 08:41 PM
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
01-15-2022, 07:23 PM
01-16-2022, 05:13 PM
Only in America.
01-16-2022, 05:16 PM
01-16-2022, 05:27 PM
01-17-2022, 09:45 AM
01-17-2022, 09:00 PM
(01-17-2022, 09:45 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: So true. I've put on about 30 pounds since the pandemic started. One of the things the pandemic has caused on the people, is that they turn into either: A DRUNK or A HUNK or A CHUNK
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most! Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here! |
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