The Duchess is reluctant to post up a photo so i am going to imagine her.    Id say she is about 5 foot 3in, with a deeply bowed back, holding a stick to stay on her feet. She wears a black dress, with a black pointy hat.   Her face has several large warts, like apples with hairs sticking out.  Her eyes are like gun slits in  ww2 bunkers.  She cackles , evil like,  and wants to sink her black teeth into your flesh, never to let go.

She has a cauldron where she boils cats and babies.  A roughly hewn  broom  made from sticks in the corner.  She flies on it at night, just above the trees to catch unwary travellers.  She cackles like a demon.  

Mark, tell me out of 10 how close i am, youve seen her.     Is your real name Hoda Duchess?, from hansel and gretel, or are you that witch is in snow white?

Do you live in a forest....would you eat me?

(04-19-2023, 09:21 AM)Piglet Wrote: The Duchess is reluctant to post up a photo so i am going to imagine her.    

I think you already know what I look like, Piggy.

Think of a old hot pink leather couch that just swallow you.

Spot on, doll.  

Sexy!

No i dont Duchess, there are less traumatizing existences than witches.

Hags.

Old Crones.

And a borg queen, thats a bald female with a spinal chord for a body.

Am i getting warmer Mark?, i trust your judgment.

p.s Is that sofa like a fanny?, or in your language, a pussy. Is it true that in america a fanny is an arse? , can i see yours duchess, if you can get it in a camera frame.

(04-20-2023, 06:49 AM)Piglet Wrote: Old Crones.

Old crone would apply.  

(04-20-2023, 06:49 AM)Piglet Wrote:  a borg queen, thats a bald female with a spinal chord for a body.

Sorry, Duchess . . . I gotta go with this description.

Female . . . Royal title . . . mega smarts . . . and with a spine.

Not to mention great boobs!  Clang will back me up with that.  Agnes ain't sporting tater-tots, is she, Clang?

All the things that Piggy has been denied or that terrifies him . . . in one package!

(04-20-2023, 11:16 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:

(04-20-2023, 06:49 AM)Piglet Wrote:  a borg queen, thats a bald female with a spinal chord for a body.

Sorry, Duchess . . . I gotta go with this description.

Female . . . Royal title . . . mega smarts . . . and with a spine.

Not to mention great boobs!  Clang will back me up with that.  Agnes ain't sporting tater-tots, is she, Clang?

All the things that Piggy has been denied or that terrifies him . . . in one package!

Yep. No tater tots for Agnes Jurati Borg Queen and no tater tots for the OG Borg Queen either(which is the Borg Queen they are currently dealing with in ST: Picard).

(04-20-2023, 11:16 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: Female . . . Royal title . . . mega smarts . . . and with a spine. Not to mention great boobs!  

Yeah! What she said!

I think I lost my car keys in her.