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I was just kidding haven't been clanged. i did lose my buttginity to an Indian doctor for a prostate exam after saying no, apparently NO doesn't mean no. I've heard for some guys it activates the launch sequence butt not for me.
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Hopefully he used lots of lube.
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(01-28-2025, 03:07 PM)BigMark Wrote: I was just kidding haven't been clanged. i did lose my buttginity to an Indian doctor for a prostate exam after saying no, apparently NO doesn't mean no. I've heard for some guys it activates the launch sequence butt not for me.
I haven't done anal, butt I have done analysis.
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Misogyny rears it's ugly little finger, it was a female doctor and she used too much lube and gave me those brown paper towels that just smear, not absorb. I think she enjoyed it.
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Awesome. You are right I shouldn't have assumed.
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I did set you up, love you.
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Also I was being vague for any encounter you may or may not have had : D
xo
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Sally, look at these precious sheep. They are called Valais Blacknose. Why didn't you build a sweet little farm rather than your golf course home?
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Our sheep have horns (the area)
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Stop it. Just kill me now. Those are so fucking cute. I can't handle it. (Duchess' post Mark, not yours, in case there was any confusion lol)
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(02-07-2025, 12:33 PM)Duchess Wrote: Sally, look at these precious sheep. They are called Valais Blacknose. Why didn't you build a sweet little farm rather than your golf course home?
Why don't you raise the crazy little bastards? What do I look like, a fucking sheep herder?
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I posed these guys before.
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Now you are just trying to kill me
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(02-08-2025, 12:46 AM)sally Wrote: Why don't you raise the crazy little bastards? What do I look like, a fucking sheep herder?
You've been so crabby & miserable all I wanted to do was make you smile.
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(02-07-2025, 11:45 PM)MirahM Wrote: Stop it. Just kill me now. Those are so fucking cute. I can't handle it. (Duchess' post Mark, not yours, in case there was any confusion lol)
They are so darling. Love at first sight. Bring me all those precious critters.
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(02-08-2025, 12:26 AM)rothschild Wrote: They're way too cute.
They sure are. They make me smile every time I look at them.
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(02-08-2025, 04:10 AM)BigMark Wrote: I posed these guys before.
They are pretty stinkin' cute too!
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(02-08-2025, 10:08 AM)Duchess Wrote: (02-08-2025, 12:46 AM)sally Wrote: Why don't you raise the crazy little bastards? What do I look like, a fucking sheep herder?
You've been so crabby & miserable all I wanted to do was make you smile.
They are cute, but so are hippos. You want me to get one of those too?
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I'm sure you can find a picture of a precious baby hippo.
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