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Man, I'd kill for a pastrami sammich right now.

I gota half a turkey and provolone left if you want it.

What kind of bread?

Wal-mart sub roll, white bread.

Okay then! Thank you but no. Now if it was on some rye...mmmm!

(01-10-2010, 03:41 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Okay then! Thank you but no. Now if it was on some rye...mmmm!

Shit. Now I'm hungry.

With lots o'mayo.

Cat fight!

(01-10-2010, 04:09 PM)username Wrote: Cat fight!

Well, maybe if I had to wrest a sandwich out of Lumpy's hands... ::lol::

Every freakin' time the gay guy comes to the same dance class I take, I end up having to leave...he's got his cute lil' dance outfit on & when he shimmies I begin to quietly giggle & in my effort to not burst out laughing I come close to actually snorting, it's just awful trying to control myself so, I leave.

(01-11-2010, 06:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Every freakin' time the gay guy comes to the same dance class I take, I end up having to leave...he's got his cute lil' dance outfit on & when he shimmies I begin to quietly giggle & in my effort to not burst out laughing I come close to actually snorting, it's just awful trying to control myself so, I leave.

Shimmy?

Do you take Middle Eastern dance, Duch?

No but, I did learn how to belly dance the summer before last...It was just for fun & not something I'm likely to ever use again.

(01-11-2010, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:

No but, I did learn how to belly dance the summer before last...It was just for fun & not something I'm likely to ever use again.

It's one of those things that can take a lifetime to master, but a person can learn a few cute moves pretty quickly. Some of my friends and I usually do a 'Women's Empowerment Through Dance' workshop several times during the summer at festivals and such. We teach a very simple routine, the gals love it. Any kind of dance, done well, is beautiful though (and no, I don't feel I've reached that stage myself lol)

(01-11-2010, 11:38 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: 'Women's Empowerment Through Dance' workshop

::lol::

Empowerment Dancing!

(01-12-2010, 11:07 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:

(01-11-2010, 11:38 PM)SyberBitch Wrote: 'Women's Empowerment Through Dance' workshop

::lol::

::lol::

If I was interviewing two qualified women for a job and one had somewhat inferior education and references to the one who engaged in Empowerment Dancing, I'd hire the one with inferior education and references.

"Do you feel empowered yet Shirley?"

"I sure do Mabel!"

::lol::

Yeah, whatever... you goons would be sitting there with your tongues hanging out, trying to rub one off through your trousers.