Sorry Dickless, I've been with my fair share of men and I can say in all honesty that my vibrator never lets me down. Rub some lavender oil in THAT.

Why do some always attack the vibrator...They have no idea what they are missing.

Dick's delusion of my home and sex life is amusing coming from some lonely widower who has nothing in his life but his hand and the lifelike vagina stuffed under his bed for quick use.

(01-16-2010, 04:23 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Sorry Dickless, I've been with my fair share of men and I can say in all honesty that my vibrator never lets me down. Rub some lavender oil in THAT.

do you take your vibrator for a walk in the moonlight after having sex with it or for that matter before a night of hot tub, a couple of drinks and an hours long intimate relationship building night of love making?

I didn't think so. which is why I called it a mechanical dick.

Bared breasts...Massages...Warm oil...Vibrators...Ima feeling all soft & warm...

(01-16-2010, 04:28 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: Dick's delusion of my home and sex life is amusing coming from some lonely widower who has nothing in his life but his hand and the lifelike vagina stuffed under his bed for quick use.

I told you that my wife died I didn't say whether I re married or not , stop projectiing your failures onto others.

delusional, I think not.

Nice try lonely loser.

The only thing I like men to smell like is Old Spice deodorant. No lavender bullshit or cologne, all that shit gives me a headache and makes me want to puke, I'd rather smell BO.

Oh and I'm terrified of dying, I'm not a horrible person but I'm no Mother Teresa either. What if there really is a crazy God that likes to burn people to death for eternity for not believing in him or attending Sunday rituals? I'm totally fucked.

(01-16-2010, 06:23 PM)sally Wrote: Oh and I'm terrified of dying, I'm not a horrible person but I'm no Mother Teresa either. What if there really is a crazy God that likes to burn people to death for eternity for not believing in him or attending Sunday rituals? I'm totally fucked.

You're already dead, how much worse can it get?

I'm not scared of death, for the exact opposite reason as Sally. The dying part is what worries me...

(01-16-2010, 07:52 PM)Instigator Wrote: I'm not scared of death, for the exact opposite reason as Sally. The dying part is what worries me...

I don't give a fuck if I have the most painful, horrific death you can imagine as long as it doesn't last for eternity.

(01-16-2010, 08:40 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 07:52 PM)Instigator Wrote: I'm not scared of death, for the exact opposite reason as Sally. The dying part is what worries me...

I don't give a fuck if I have the most painful, horrific death you can imagine as long as it doesn't last for eternity.

I think you have to be a pretty shitty person to go to hell... I doubt it.

Dante Alighieri had some fucked up descriptions of Hell! I love that poem.

(01-16-2010, 04:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: do you take your vibrator for a walk in the moonlight after having sex with it or for that matter before a night of hot tub, a couple of drinks and an hours long intimate relationship building night of love making?

I didn't think so. which is why I called it a mechanical dick.

Thank God, no. Sometimes you want all that shit and sometimes you just want a rocking orgasm in 5 minutes flat (or less). :B

(01-16-2010, 08:44 PM)Instigator Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 08:40 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 07:52 PM)Instigator Wrote: I'm not scared of death, for the exact opposite reason as Sally. The dying part is what worries me...

I don't give a fuck if I have the most painful, horrific death you can imagine as long as it doesn't last for eternity.

I think you have to be a pretty shitty person to go to hell... I doubt it.

I love animals and babies so I couldn't be all that bad, but from what I've read, God is an evil crazy son of a bitch ::lol:: Church and Jesus Christ have been creeping me out since 1980.

(01-16-2010, 08:58 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 08:44 PM)Instigator Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 08:40 PM)sally Wrote:

(01-16-2010, 07:52 PM)Instigator Wrote: I'm not scared of death, for the exact opposite reason as Sally. The dying part is what worries me...

I don't give a fuck if I have the most painful, horrific death you can imagine as long as it doesn't last for eternity.

I think you have to be a pretty shitty person to go to hell... I doubt it.

I love animals and babies so I couldn't be all that bad, but from what I've read, God is an evil crazy son of a bitch ::lol:: Church and Jesus Christ have been creeping me out since 1980.

Me too, but I think that you can't believe the shit some crazy fanatics say. I've read the Bible myself, scared shitless. But what I read basically said, if you accept God, and don't run around purposely killing people, cheating on your spouse, and stealing, you're OK. It's why I don't agree with Catholics, because they seem to think if you're not absolutely perfect in every way, you're going to hell.

(01-16-2010, 09:04 PM)Instigator Wrote: I've read the Bible myself, scared shitless. But what I read basically said, if you accept God, and don't run around purposely killing people, cheating on your spouse, and stealing, you're OK.

You're a simple minded twit. I can't believe you're trying to summarize the bible in 50 words or less. Asshole.

(01-16-2010, 03:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think it's a safe bet that all the chicks in here have.

Errrr wait... correction...

I bet Ramsey hasn't.

(01-16-2010, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: The only thing I like men to smell like is Old Spice deodorant. No lavender bullshit or cologne, all that shit gives me a headache and makes me want to puke, I'd rather smell BO.

Funny, I use Old Spice deodorant. I love it. My wife got it months ago and I will only use that now. I don't like cologne or any bullshit like that, and only put it on for special events when my wife really wants me to (it means a lot to her, bah!). So, unfortunately, I am your kind of guy, Sally.