The good old "About Me" introductory post.

I guess this is where I am supposed to try and make myself sound "cool enough" to "fit in" like people did in high school in the 80's..or any other damned decade. The quest for "cool" is never ending and nothing but a load of shit..(but it is hilarious to witness)

So, I will just cut to the chase and state in very simplistic terms for all the AOL'ers still stuck in their mom's basement...

ASL: 27/F/Virginia

All other shit: Ask and ye shall receive.

Whatever. Do you like garlic?

Are you sassy?

(01-22-2010, 09:02 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Are you sassy?

::lol::

What the hell is 1000 Flammen supposed to be? Is that what you call a large group of gay illegal immigrants that take over a part of England?

i'm curious what a "Boese" bitch is.

(01-22-2010, 09:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Whatever. Do you like garlic?

Yeah, it is pretty damn good. Mustard is badass too. Not that weaksauce in a bright yellow plastic bottle which is almost nothing but water and turmeric either.

(01-22-2010, 09:16 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote:

(01-22-2010, 09:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Whatever. Do you like garlic?

Yeah, it is pretty damn good. Mustard is badass too. Not that weaksauce in a bright yellow plastic bottle which is almost nothing but water and turmeric either.

Gotta have horse radish in it, am I right?

(01-22-2010, 09:16 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote:

(01-22-2010, 09:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Whatever. Do you like garlic?

Yeah, it is pretty damn good. Mustard is badass too. Not that weaksauce in a bright yellow plastic bottle which is almost nothing but water and turmeric either.

Two more questions and then I'll likely be satisfied with you as another pet for Mock.

1 - Do you have any creative talents or a high level of education? Debating with a member named "Lumpy" here recently has left me sick and tired of dealing with dried out, low-class, boring, sea-salt sea-hag bitches.

2 - How large are your breasts?

And "how large are your breasts?" is not low class?

(01-22-2010, 09:22 PM)The Antagonist Wrote: And "how large are your breasts?" is not low class?

I'm sorry, this isn't a good time for me to be interviewed by killjoys. Please schedule one for next week. Carry on.

(01-22-2010, 09:02 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Are you sassy?

Sassy? I think that word went out of style a couple decades ago.

(01-22-2010, 08:53 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote: Ask and ye shall receive.

(01-22-2010, 09:24 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote:

(01-22-2010, 09:02 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Are you sassy?

Sassy? I think that word went out of style a couple decades ago.

No shit. Our fearless leader uses words like that... snappy and free spirited are a couple more.

You sure you still want to join here?

Jackboots and I had inquiries, newbie bitch.

(01-22-2010, 08:53 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote: Ask and ye shall receive.

Are you currently pregnant and/or have young children?

Do you belong to any mommy forums?

Can you post something to make yourself appear intelligent?

Chicken or egg?

(01-22-2010, 08:53 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote: I guess this is where I am supposed to try and make myself sound "cool enough" to "fit in" like people did in high school in the 80's..

Wrong and wrong again. Fail.

(01-22-2010, 09:19 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:

(01-22-2010, 09:16 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote:

(01-22-2010, 09:00 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Whatever. Do you like garlic?

Yeah, it is pretty damn good. Mustard is badass too. Not that weaksauce in a bright yellow plastic bottle which is almost nothing but water and turmeric either.

Two more questions and then I'll likely be satisfied with you as another pet for Mock.

1 - Do you have any creative talents or a high level of education? Debating with a member named "Lumpy" here recently has left me sick and tired of dealing with dried out, low-class, boring, sea-salt sea-hag bitches.

2 - How large are your breasts?

1. I was very into art and music in school. Played snare in my HS drumline and viola in orchestra. I study meteorology, psychology, languages (I speak 2) and a lot of other "nerdy" crap. I suck at math though. Weather photography takes up most of my time in the spring and summer.

I get told I am a smartass a lot by butthurt individuals who have issues with the fact that someone just MIGHT know a LITTLE more than they do. However, that just gets me going on about intelligence vs. common sense... fun stuff..

2. Large enough. No one has ever complained.

(01-22-2010, 09:56 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote: 1. I was very into art and music in school. Played snare in my HS drumline and viola in orchestra. I study meteorology, psychology, languages (I speak 2) and a lot of other "nerdy" crap. I suck at math though. Weather photography takes up most of my time in the spring and summer.

I get told I am a smartass a lot by butthurt individuals who have issues with the fact that someone just MIGHT know a LITTLE more than they do. However, that just gets me going on about intelligence vs. common sense... fun stuff..

2. Large enough. No one has ever complained.

Promising!

(01-22-2010, 09:50 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:

(01-22-2010, 08:53 PM)1000 Flammen Wrote: Ask and ye shall receive.

Are you currently pregnant and/or have young children?

Do you belong to any mommy forums?

Can you post something to make yourself appear intelligent?

Chicken or egg?

Fuck no. I want nothing to do with children.

One of the top things in life I hate are "Mommies" They make me ill with their baby babble and god knows what...

No, I cannot make any post to "appear" to be anything. What you see is what you get.

Chicken. Makes a good sandwich.