Ambiens are the devil. My mom has a prescription for them so I tried one because I was curious to see how well it would make me sleep. Well it made me sleep alright, I didn't even get up on time to get my kids to school and it gave me that "Fear" Opie was talking about. I was so groggy this morning that I tripped over the step and smashed my head into the front door. I'd rather smoke a little pot to put me to sleep than one of those piece of shit pills they push on everyone. I don't understand how Julie pops them like candy.

I'd say if a single pill made you trip over a step and smash your head into a door it's a win for the pharmaceutical companies and the rest of us.

(02-01-2010, 12:36 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I'd say if a single pill made you trip over a step and smash your head into a door it's a win for the pharmaceutical companies and the rest of us.

Yeah, well it would also be a win for the pharmaceutical company and the rest of us if you'd remember to take your Geritol and Aricept, you old fucking geezer.

I'm only four years older than you!
And to think a few days ago, in a private ceremony I had my Avatar anointed, blessed, dedicated to you.

I fell down a few stairs last night and sprained my ankle and I hadn't even taken any ambien. I'm just a klutz.

::angry::

New page, cocksuckers.

The regular lines at the grocery store were way too long so I went through the express line with about 26 items or so ::tiptoe::. The old man behind me wasn't too happy, but fuck him. Where the hell is he in such a hurry to go anyway, his funeral.

Shame on you !...I give you bitches the evil eye & make snarky comments about the fact you don't know how to count.

(02-02-2010, 06:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Shame on you !...I give you bitches the evil eye & make snarky comments about the fact you don't know how to count.

I don't normally do that, but they only had three lines open that were out the door and no one to bag groceries. I bagged all my own groceries, paid for them, and was out the door in the time it took that old geezer behind me to put his milk on the belt and pull his wallet out of his back pocket. I was probally faster than any of those check writing, coupon clipping, not willing to bag their own groceries bastards.

(02-02-2010, 06:36 PM)sally Wrote: The regular lines at the grocery store were way too long so I went through the express line with about 26 items or so ::tiptoe::. The old man behind me wasn't too happy, but fuck him. Where the hell is he in such a hurry to go anyway, his funeral.

I want to kick people in the genitalia when they do this.

I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

(02-02-2010, 07:11 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

No, it's ok. 25 out of the 26 items were disposable adult diapers anyway, so it's all good.

(02-02-2010, 07:11 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

Really? Hmmm, thats odd. I thought everyone enjoys when they are in the express lane with just a few items and the person ahead has 200.

That's not what I was talking about, asshole. I explained why I did what I did and I will do it again if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

Fuck you Frank, you judgmental asshole. My grocery store frequently opens the express lane to everyone when the lines are backed up.

(02-02-2010, 07:54 PM)sally Wrote:

(02-02-2010, 07:11 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

Really? Hmmm, thats odd. I thought everyone enjoys when they are in the express lane with just a few items and the person ahead has 200.

That's not what I was talking about, asshole. I explained why I did what I did and I will do it again if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

According to your logic, why not just shoplift and avoid the lines altogether? After all, if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

(02-02-2010, 07:56 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: Fuck you Frank, you judgmental asshole. My grocery store frequently opens the express lane to everyone when the lines are backed up.

She said nothing about being "invited" to go into the express line, and if the other lines were full, that means other shoppers were also waiting in line due to a lack of staff.

The staff probably gives a shit less who gets in what line. It is just thoughtless to the rest of the shoppers. It's common courtesy not to go in an "8 items or less line" with a cart full of groceries.

(02-02-2010, 07:57 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:

(02-02-2010, 07:54 PM)sally Wrote:

(02-02-2010, 07:11 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I agree - it's a classic sign that indicates immoral self-centeredness and lack of consideration.

Really? Hmmm, thats odd. I thought everyone enjoys when they are in the express lane with just a few items and the person ahead has 200.

That's not what I was talking about, asshole. I explained why I did what I did and I will do it again if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

According to your logic, why not just shoplift and avoid the lines altogether? After all, if that cheap ass grocery store isn't going to hire sufficient help.

According to your logic, I would have to sneak out 25 packages of adult diapers which would be a rather hard task. Do you have any other bright ideas? Should I dig an underground tunnel into the managers office?

Oh and the next time I'm in the express lane with more than 12 items, I'm going to suddenly remember that I forgot a tomato and leave everyone standing there waiting

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Oh and the next time I'm in the express lane with more than 12 items, I'm going to suddenly remember that I forgot a tomato and leave everyone standing there waiting

Hahaha-I've had THIS happen to me too. Good thing I haven't gotten my conceal/carry license yet. But soon, very soon.

Well, at least you know where you can stuff two of them.

I also test out the cherries at the grocery store and toss the pits under the meat counter. I was scolded real good for that one at the mom forum, it's stealing and I'm going to cause someone to slip on the pit and break their neck.