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RE: SARAH PALIN - aussiefriend - 05-14-2011
yes, I have been a good little girl here
no cointreau in sight hence, no weird postings......
RE: SARAH PALIN - IMaDick - 05-14-2011
There were several things kept in the ark of the covenant, it only makes perfect sense to not be here on earth since the intercessor has come and the new testament has began don't you think?
Just think what would happen if the seventh day adventists or the church of christ were to get ahold of that particular piece of biblical history?
RE: SARAH PALIN - Cracker - 05-14-2011
(05-14-2011, 10:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: yes, I have been a good little girl here
Cool.
Yes.
No.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Cracker - 05-14-2011
(05-14-2011, 10:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: There were several things kept in the ark of the covenant, it only makes perfect sense to not be here on earth since the intercessor has come and the new testament has began don't you think?
Just think what would happen if the seventh day adventists or the church of christ were to get ahold of that particular piece of biblical history?
:sigh:
Yes, that makes perfect sense.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Lady Cop - 05-14-2011
visual aids---->
Ark of the Covenant---->
![[Image: ark-rep.jpg]](http://www.bibleprobe.com/ark-rep.jpg)
Noah's Ark---->
![[Image: Building_Noahs_Ark_Francesco_Bassano.jpg]](http://conservapedia.com/images/f/f2/Building_Noahs_Ark_Francesco_Bassano.jpg)
RE: SARAH PALIN - aussiefriend - 05-15-2011
(05-14-2011, 11:03 PM)Cracker Wrote:(05-14-2011, 10:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: no weird postings......No.
ok, extra weird postings!
RE: SARAH PALIN - Duchess - 05-15-2011
(05-14-2011, 10:58 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Just think what would happen if the seventh day adventists or the church of christ were to get ahold of that particular piece of biblical history?
Hell would freeze over because people don't know how to pray.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Cynical Ninja - 05-15-2011
(05-14-2011, 10:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: OMG! The Ark of the Covenant is which the 10 commandments were kept.
It's different to Noah's Ark which was a boat.
No shit Sherlock?
I had no idea Noahs ark was a boat until you just pointed it out for me.
Sweet zombie Jebus.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Cynical Ninja - 05-15-2011
(05-14-2011, 10:29 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: easy answer - praying
but as humans with think by doing good things alone which is easier, is better. but that's not true.
Praying is a million times easier than actually doing things.
Maybe if you had got off your arse and actually done more things rather than sitting on your ass praying you wouldn't have needed to have a gastric band fitted fatso?
Praying doesn't burn any calories or exercise any brain cells.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Cynical Ninja - 05-15-2011
(05-14-2011, 10:23 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: The thing is with Noah's Ark is that it did happen, you can google it and find it on Google Earth. It exists. The bible needs to be interpreted its a spiritual book. Maybe it was a certain population, who knows? we don't have all the answers. no way. but there is evidence that an ark exists, along with tombs of people in the old testament and the ark of the covenant is around somewhere too.
also i watched this documentary on how they crossed the red sea, its a big secret of the REAL mout sinai. It's in Saudi Arabia. These guys found all these archeological landmarks that line up with what was told in bible. Absolutely facinating to watch.
Don't get too hung up on whether every species of beetle was present on the ark, it could be representative of something else.
The point I think with God was the wickedness that was present, that was the message, not the bugs.
Absolute unadulterated fucking drivel from start to finish.
The bible is pure 100% fiction based on the ancient Egyptian religion and astrology.
Christianity is mythology nothing more.
RE: SARAH PALIN - ZEROSPHERES - 05-15-2011
(05-15-2011, 09:36 AM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Christianity is mythology nothing more.
And is taught as fact to so many innocent, impressionable, trusting children by their well-intentioned backward parents who haven't taken the time or initiative to think for themselves. Who in turn grow up to be parents who don't take the time or initiative to think for themselves either. It's no wonder we end up with leaders like this.
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RE: SARAH PALIN - Cracker - 05-15-2011
I believe the Obamas go to church on Sundays pretend to be Christian by attending an odd AME service every now and then, not Muslims, just money-worshipping liberals pretending they are more black than entitled. You have to be fair if you are going to be biased. Right?
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Deadly Sins
1. Owning a gun, knife, fishing pole, horse, land, vehicle, air, nonliberal books, stocks, a business, and a home
2. joining the military
3. having private health insurance and refusing the RFID chip implant
4. attending tea parties, campaign for liberty, resistnet, we are change, protests, anything nonliberal, and showing up at capital buildings to see what congress is doing
5. Listening to talk radio, watching anything besides CNN news, attending educational classes on GVNT and the constitution, mentioning the constitution, showing the constitution, writing about the constitution, thinking about the constitution, saying anything in the constitution, listening about the constitution, (you can eat the constitution), talking about the GVNT, following what the GVNT is doing, and learning about the constitution
6. Marrying a person of the opposite sex
7. Belonging to any religion other than the Church of Obama the Redeemer
Proverbs
He that hath tires, let him inflate them; for such are the heirs of excellent mileage.
And Obama said unto them, Render unto Bush the things that are Bush's, and unto Me the things that are Mine. And the media marvelled greatly at him.
Verily, more shall follow.
Lurve his church's facebook page.
RE: SARAH PALIN - aussiefriend - 05-19-2011
(05-15-2011, 04:19 PM)Cracker Wrote: I believe the Obamas go to church on Sundays pretend to be Christian by attending an odd AME service every now and then, not Muslims, just money-worshipping liberals pretending they are more black than entitled. You have to be fair if you are going to be biased. Right?incredibly judgemental.
RE: SARAH PALIN - username - 05-30-2011
What the hell is Sarah doing with this bus tour?
Are you taking this as a sign that she's running?
She's pissing off pretty much everybody. The media is pissed because she won't tell them where she's going, Republicans are saying she's not a "team player" because she won't tell them where she's going and she's sucking all the attention away from the candidates that have already declared.
I almost hope she runs for the entertainment value.
RE: SARAH PALIN - username - 05-30-2011
(05-19-2011, 04:37 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(05-15-2011, 04:19 PM)Cracker Wrote: I believe the Obamas go to church on Sundays pretend to be Christian by attending an odd AME service every now and then, not Muslims, just money-worshipping liberals pretending they are more black than entitled. You have to be fair if you are going to be biased. Right?incredibly judgemental.
Are you judging Cracker for judging? Hypocrite.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Duchess - 05-30-2011
(05-30-2011, 05:40 PM)username Wrote: Are you taking this as a sign that she's running?
No BUT I do think she's trying to see exactly where she stands with the voting public. She's very bright, she knows people are watching & she'll find a way to utilize the attention.
In order for her to have any hope of considering a run that won't result in failure on her part she'll have to be assured the she has the majority of VIP Republicans behind her and I really don't see that happening now. She's too unpredictable and they don't like that quality.
RE: SARAH PALIN - ZEROSPHERES - 05-30-2011
(05-30-2011, 05:49 PM)Duchess Wrote: She's very bright, she knows people are watching & she'll find a way to utilize the attention.
She scares me. I am thinking the male voters guage brightness by bust size. Duchess by saying she is bright do you imply she is intelligent? I certainly would be concerned to see her as The President. I see her as energetic and optimistic with high hopes like the ant and the rubber tree plant.
RE: SARAH PALIN - username - 05-30-2011
Zero, I like the way you're differentiating between bright and intelligent. I think Sarah Palin must be somewhat bright in order to accomplish what she's accomplished (the V.P. nomination being somewhat lucky and a huge boost for her--most of us probably still wouldn't know who the hell she was if that hadn't happened).
But I don't see her as intelligent or as a deep thinker. I shudder to think of her as President. She's all flash/no substance.
Her power right now (and what I'm sure the Republican party would like her to do) is finish up this little tour and then promptly endorse one of the viable Republican contenders. If she doesn't put her foot in her mouth and make stupid mistakes, her endorsement could be valuable.
RE: SARAH PALIN - BlueTiki - 05-30-2011
I like Sarah. Scratch that. I adore her.
Why is it that the Palin haters won't allow the white folk to have their version of Rev. Al Sharpton?
Who cares what she's read, what she believes, that she uses crosshairs as visual references and if she is a racist? I don't.
Just like Michelle Obama. Why should I care what she is about? I don't.
And I do adore her. Why shouldn't I? I'm talking about Sarah . . . NOT Michelle.
And . . . the Gubment ain't payin' fo' the rent, 'lectricity, vittles and transpo for Sarah's kids, neither.
Or for the housing, feeding and medical needs of her mother.
RE: SARAH PALIN - Duchess - 05-30-2011
(05-30-2011, 07:23 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Duchess by saying she is bright do you imply she is intelligent?
No, I don't think she's all that intelligent but, she's not stupid either. Contrary to what many may think you don't wind up on the world stage if you're a total dumbass. She has a particular charm that appeals to some people & she's bright enough to "get" that and use it to her advantage. She's looking to find where her place is right now & I very much doubt it will be in the 2012 election.