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[/quote]b m,l;koqw - Jimbone - 08-07-2012
(08-07-2012, 10:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, there are a couple of ways to interpret your advice, Jimbone. I'm gonna pick the one that I like best and go with it.
Just outta curiousity, was there one that you liked best? Are these unisex or do they come in male and female versions and different sizes? Christmas is just around the corner, is why ask. Stocking stuffers and all...
You saucy little minx you
They must be unisex. And since they're not going anywhere near my b, I don't play favorites when it comes to bp's... I'll defer to ladies choice. I'll just bring the AstroGlide.
Also, 'stocking stuffers' is one way to categorize them.
RE: The Whatever - HairOfTheDog - 08-07-2012
(08-07-2012, 10:23 PM)pspence Wrote: JimBone...it's tough ol' buddy but i think i'll have to go with the last one. i like how it has double usage. in this economy we have to be practical. when i'm through with the BP fun, I've got a handy dandy plunger.
You're on a roll.
RE: [/quote]b m,l;koqw - pspence - 08-07-2012
(08-07-2012, 10:35 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-07-2012, 10:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Well, there are a couple of ways to interpret your advice, Jimbone. I'm gonna pick the one that I like best and go with it.
Just outta curiousity, was there one that you liked best? Are these unisex or do they come in male and female versions and different sizes? Christmas is just around the corner, is why ask. Stocking stuffers and all...
You saucy little minx you
They must be unisex. And since they're not going anywhere near my b, I don't play favorites when it comes to bp's... I'll defer to ladies choice. I'll just bring the AstroGlide.
Also, 'stocking stuffers' is one way to categorize them.
i may have been too hasty. regarding the 3rd set of the multi colored numbers. do they go in simultaniously or one at a time? is there some vibrating and music going on? could those light up and have kind of a christmas tree affect?
RE: The Whatever - username - 08-07-2012
Do the butt plugs need to match the shoes? Just wondering about coordinating accessories and such.
Are white butt plugs a faux paux after Labor Day?
Do you have to worry about PETA throwing paint on you when you wear a fur butt plug? Are there environmentally friendly b.p.'s?
So much to consider.
RE: The Whatever - JsMom - 08-07-2012
Fuck a butt plug! No way, No how! Not this chicky poo.
Ps....whatever you do, don't fart with that bull plug in!
Carry on....
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 08-07-2012
Chicky poo?
RE: The Whatever - JsMom - 08-08-2012
(08-07-2012, 11:56 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Chicky poo?
Of course.....
RE: The Whatever - Riotgear - 08-08-2012
(08-07-2012, 11:18 PM)username Wrote: Do the butt plugs need to match the shoes?
Yes.
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-08-2012
(08-07-2012, 05:18 PM)JsMom Wrote:(08-07-2012, 05:16 PM)username Wrote: Retard. That's what preview post is for.
I'm watching for tips. ...I'm just not feeling it...
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-08-2012
(08-07-2012, 05:37 PM)Riotgear Wrote: It's got everything! Giant collars, Sears and Anal gaping!
If you throw in a swing through chick-fil-a ...we're on dude.
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-08-2012
(08-07-2012, 11:18 PM)username Wrote: Do the butt plugs need to match the shoes? Just wondering about coordinating accessories and such.
Are white butt plugs a faux paux after Labor Day?
Do you have to worry about PETA throwing paint on you when you wear a fur butt plug? Are there environmentally friendly b.p.'s?
So much to consider.
At least make sure the colors blend
Well hello...of course no fucking white
I always read the label , only get American manufactured hence the word manufactured hence no real haired BP.
RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 08-08-2012
"you ain't Leaving two things right now, Jack & shit & Jack left town"
RE: The Whatever - HairOfTheDog - 08-08-2012
(08-08-2012, 10:26 AM)ESAD Wrote: "you ain't Leaving two things right now, Jack & shit & Jack left town"
If I'm guessing right, weird flick, but I like it. I think it's "Leading".
AOD?
RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 08-08-2012
(08-08-2012, 11:45 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-08-2012, 10:26 AM)ESAD Wrote: "you ain't Leaving two things right now, Jack & shit & Jack left town"
If I'm guessing right, weird flick, but I like it. I think it's "Leading".
AOD?
All hail to the king baby.
RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 08-08-2012
Leading? It was Evil Dead III
presumably AOD = Army Of Darkness, which is correctamundo.
RE: The Whatever - Eat Shit And Die - 08-08-2012
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
RE: The Whatever - HairOfTheDog - 08-08-2012
(08-08-2012, 11:51 AM)ESAD Wrote:(08-08-2012, 11:45 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-08-2012, 10:26 AM)ESAD Wrote: "you ain't Leaving two things right now, Jack & shit & Jack left town"
If I'm guessing right, weird flick, but I like it. I think it's "Leading".
AOD?
All hail to the king baby.
I've only known two of the quotes thrown out there in this thread; one from Revenge of the Nerds and yours (really good one, btw) from Army of Darkness.
RE: The Whatever - Donovan - 08-08-2012
"Is that what this is about? Is that why my chicken dinner is drying out in the oven? You're mad because they lied to you? Listen, pal, they lie to everyone. They lie to the fish."
RE: The Whatever - Maggot - 08-08-2012
Cucumber #6 just went down the ole gullet........whatever.
RE: The Whatever - pspence - 08-08-2012
(08-08-2012, 06:16 AM)pspence Wrote:(08-07-2012, 05:37 PM)Riotgear Wrote: It's got everything! Giant collars, Sears and Anal gaping!
If you throw in a swing through chick-fil-a ...we're on dude.
And I didn't choose chick-fil-a for any political reason...I like their slaw