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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.
You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.
That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.
Just a troll being all trolly.
Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.
Just a troll being all trolly.
Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?
Jeezus Jimbone. Seriously? You mean he didn't really run into the house & wait while his mom called the cops & animal control?
*face palm*
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says, so I was just playing along.
Plus, I haven't eaten lunch today so I am a little punchy.
Either way I'm covered.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Maggot - 08-03-2012
Can I go home?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Plus, I haven't eaten lunch today so I am a little punchy.
Me either & it makes me grouchy. I'm hot, filthy & smell like a horse too.
I wish I had a slave...or a houseboy.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
You're setting your sights too low... you should want both.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says
You'll pretty much never have to worry about that with me.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:33 PM)Jimbone Wrote: You're setting your sights too low... you should want both.
I want YOU! Come & draw me a bubble bath & once I'm lounging in it I'd like you to bring me a glass of wine & please turn my music on, I never remember until I'm already laid back in the bubbles. While I'm soaking I'd like you to prepare an antipasto salad for me, no meat, house Italian.
Please & thank you.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
Hey, I want some antipasto. Scoot over.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Jimbone - 08-03-2012
Well it's better than slinging horse poop, so sure, I'll do it.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:52 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Well it's better than slinging horse poop, so sure, I'll do it.
I already have people that do that. No worries.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.
You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.
That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.
Just a troll being all trolly.
Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?
Fuck you, it did really happen.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says, so I was just playing along.
Plus, I haven't eaten lunch today so I am a little punchy.
Either way I'm covered.
Nonsense? Again fuck you, I post mostly facts. Its not my fault if you choose not to believe them.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:18 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.
Just a troll being all trolly.
Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?
Jeezus Jimbone. Seriously? You mean he didn't really run into the house & wait while his mom called the cops & animal control?
*face palm*
I totally did do that.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 05:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.
You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.
That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.
Just a troll being all trolly.
Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?
Fuck you, it did really happen.
No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.
Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:38 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:23 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Everyone around here seems to buy into most of the nonsense he says
You'll pretty much never have to worry about that with me.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 05:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-03-2012, 05:13 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-03-2012, 04:09 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.
You know how I said I have a whole other opinion regarding humans? Step out in front of me so I'll have a fact to back it up.
That post is BS Duchess... he didn't hit any rabbit with a lawn mower. There would be nothing left of said rabbit if that had happened... let alone something stuck in the blades.
Just a troll being all trolly.
Perhaps that is why you'd like to run him over?
Fuck you, it did really happen.
No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.
Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 05:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.
Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?
Seriously Clang, I was just looking for a small detail to mock the whole story. Didn't turn out like I'd planned.
I'm sorry.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - username - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 04:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: I'm hot, filthy & smell like a horse too.
Slaving over the squirrel soup?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Duchess - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 05:45 PM)username Wrote: Slaving over the squirrel soup?
That was an easy appetizer to prepare.
I'm hot & filthy from rustling up & skinning a side of beef. My horse & I chased that sumbitch down & I threw a lasso around it. It's sweaty work, ma'am.