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RE: Cant think of a title - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.
RE: Cant think of a title - username - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 01:12 AM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.
Yuk. Pity reciprocal sex. Patewwy.
RE: Cant think of a title - Ilyanna - 08-03-2012
(08-02-2012, 11:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (btw by "torches" I meant my penis, figured I give you one last chance at being a replacement hooker)
psst, Clang, it's me. I know what you meant. I've had one or two torches pointed my way before
(08-03-2012, 01:12 AM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.
And in the bolded parts the explanation lies. We're talking Clang's brother here. No goodies AND no fun - IMO, he's lucky to still be alive, because, let's face it - he is completely dispensable as a male.
(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.
No, he's not(SERIOUSLY). Just a lucky bastard. He's on the right CAREER path....if he actually gets off his even lazier ass.
*listens to the naysayers*
All I know is....when/if I eventually have oral sex....she's going first.
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 01:49 AM)username Wrote:(FTFY)(08-03-2012, 01:12 AM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.
Yuk. Pity reciprocal sex. Patewwy...
...is what any man unlucky enough to get near your nasty vagina would say.
RE: Cant think of a title - Eat Shit And Die - 08-03-2012
Wrong.
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 07:56 AM)ESAD Wrote: Wrong.
Yes you are.
RE: Cant think of a title - Eat Shit And Die - 08-03-2012
Go get laid you fat mug.
RE: Cant think of a title - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 07:11 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.
No, he's not(SERIOUSLY). Just a lucky bastard. He's on the right CAREER path....if he actually gets off his even lazier ass.
*listens to the naysayers*
All I know is....when/if I eventually have oral sex....she's going first.
I don't really care about your brother or your future oral sex endeavor, Clang. I was just kidding around.
RE: Cant think of a title - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-03-2012, 07:11 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.
No, he's not(SERIOUSLY). Just a lucky bastard. He's on the right CAREER path....if he actually gets off his even lazier ass.
*listens to the naysayers*
All I know is....when/if I eventually have oral sex....she's going first.
I don't really care about your brother or your future oral sex endeavor, Clang. I was just kidding around.
Oh.
Well you'll probably hear more about eventually anyway.
-The oversharing assclown
RE: Cant think of a title - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:40 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Oh.
Well you'll probably hear more about eventually anyway.
-The oversharing assclown
I'm rooting for things to go your way, in any case.
RE: Cant think of a title - Donovan - 08-03-2012
I was kidding too, I just wanted the opportunity to use the phrase "noshing on a muffin" in the most socially inappropriate way possible and get away with it.
It's on my bucket list.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
I think I finally understand why those people were looking at funny when I was noshing that muffin at Starbucks that one time.
All except for that one girl. She seemed to almost approve.
RE: Cant think of a title - Eat Shit And Die - 08-03-2012
Was she a spaco?
RE: Cant think of a title - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
^
Justin beiber's alter ego.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 05:59 PM)ESAD Wrote: Was she a spaco?
Aren't they all?
RE: Cant think of a title - Duchess - 08-03-2012
I had to find out what that meant. Why the hell would anyone pretend to be a retard. WTF.
RE: Cant think of a title - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
Sympathy from Donovan?
RE: Cant think of a title - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
^
What are you asking?!
RE: Cant think of a title - Duchess - 08-03-2012
I wasn't expecting an answer. It was more of an exclamation in my mind.