Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.

(08-03-2012, 01:12 AM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.

Yuk. Pity reciprocal sex. Patewwy.

(08-02-2012, 11:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (btw by "torches" I meant my penis, figured I give you one last chance at being a replacement hooker)

psst, Clang, it's me. I know what you meant. I've had one or two torches pointed my way before

(08-03-2012, 01:12 AM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.

And in the bolded parts the explanation lies. We're talking Clang's brother here. No goodies AND no fun - IMO, he's lucky to still be alive, because, let's face it - he is completely dispensable as a male.

(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.

(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.

No, he's not(SERIOUSLY). Just a lucky bastard. He's on the right CAREER path....if he actually gets off his even lazier ass.

*listens to the naysayers*

All I know is....when/if I eventually have oral sex....she's going first.

(08-03-2012, 01:49 AM)username Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 01:12 AM)Donovan Wrote: Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.

Yuk. Pity reciprocal sex. Patewwy...

(FTFY)
...is what any man unlucky enough to get near your nasty vagina would say.

Wrong.

(08-03-2012, 07:56 AM)ESAD Wrote: Wrong.

Yes you are.

Go get laid you fat mug.

(08-03-2012, 07:11 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.

No, he's not(SERIOUSLY). Just a lucky bastard. He's on the right CAREER path....if he actually gets off his even lazier ass.

*listens to the naysayers*

All I know is....when/if I eventually have oral sex....she's going first.

I don't really care about your brother or your future oral sex endeavor, Clang. I was just kidding around.

(08-03-2012, 10:30 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 07:11 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:

(08-03-2012, 01:39 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Your brother is a generous and thoughtful man, Clang. Don't listen to the nay-sayers. He's on the right path.

No, he's not(SERIOUSLY). Just a lucky bastard. He's on the right CAREER path....if he actually gets off his even lazier ass.

*listens to the naysayers*

All I know is....when/if I eventually have oral sex....she's going first.

I don't really care about your brother or your future oral sex endeavor, Clang. I was just kidding around.

Oh.

Well you'll probably hear more about eventually anyway.

-The oversharing assclown

(08-03-2012, 10:40 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: Oh.

Well you'll probably hear more about eventually anyway.

-The oversharing assclown

I'm rooting for things to go your way, in any case.

I was kidding too, I just wanted the opportunity to use the phrase "noshing on a muffin" in the most socially inappropriate way possible and get away with it.


It's on my bucket list.

I think I finally understand why those people were looking at funny when I was noshing that muffin at Starbucks that one time.

All except for that one girl. She seemed to almost approve.

Was she a spaco?

^
Justin beiber's alter ego.

(08-03-2012, 05:59 PM)ESAD Wrote: Was she a spaco?

Aren't they all?

I had to find out what that meant. Why the hell would anyone pretend to be a retard. WTF.

Sympathy from Donovan?

^
What are you asking?!

I wasn't expecting an answer. It was more of an exclamation in my mind.