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RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
Ok so maybe I don't follow along like maybe I should, but what does the fact that he's Chinese have to do with anything?
Other than calling your parenting into question. I know I wouldn't let my kids play with a chink.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
He may easily have been Korean*.
*South, not north.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
Do they enjoy throwing dog shit over fences with white kids? (Sallys white right?)
South Koreans make those badass LG refrigerators. They get a pass.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - sally - 08-03-2012
You can't trust any of those Asian bastards, biggest pain in the asses ever. After the Jews and niggers of course.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: How does anyone really know that Clang didn't hit a baby rabbit with his mower? I stepped on a dwarf rabbit once, he's was under my foot as I was coming off a step ladder. He squealed and I heard his bones crack underneath my foot, I cried my eyes out afterwards and he somehow wasn't even injured. God must have been with him that day unlike Clang's rabbit.
I didn't imagine the rabbit but is this real or I imangining the sally is actually defending/supporting my rabbit story?
*blink, blink*
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
I heard the Jews have a vested interest in maintaining antisemitism (no hyphen as that'd imply there's a pro semitism. Look it up) because without it they'd have to play on a level field.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 08:52 PM)sally Wrote:(08-03-2012, 08:40 PM)pspence Wrote:(08-03-2012, 03:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 01:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:(08-03-2012, 12:47 PM)username Wrote: I would be very sad if I hit a squirrel but I once saw a woman I know parked in the middle of the street bawling over a squirrel she had hit. Seemed excessive.
I didn't go to that extreme but it has saddened me. I save the butterflies that become trapped behind the screen in the gazebo for goddssake. I don't want to cause the death of any creature. I have a whole other opinion regarding humans though.
Yeah I don't want to cause the death of any creature either. I felt awful when I ran over and killed a baby rabbit with my lawnmower. I felt so bad I ran inside while my mom called the cops and animal control to help get the head unstuck from the blades.
Your mom called the cops you're kidding right?
She called the police department, not 911. They in return contacted animal control to go out and assess the situation. Clang was too distraught to talk so big mama had to lead them to the mower where the body was removed and pictures were taken. Jesus Christ Pspence, you're a retard.
Correct. Except maybe the bit about Pspence being a retard.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:39 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 06:18 PM)sally Wrote: How does anyone really know that Clang didn't hit a baby rabbit with his mower? I stepped on a dwarf rabbit once, he's was under my foot as I was coming off a step ladder. He squealed and I heard his bones crack underneath my foot, I cried my eyes out afterwards and he somehow wasn't even injured. God must have been with him that day unlike Clang's rabbit.
I didn't imagine the rabbit but is this real or I imangining the sally is actually defending/supporting my rabbit story?
*blink, blink*
God too. How about that?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 09:10 PM)sally Wrote: Trust me, those fools are working off our dime, they'll come out for a dead frog. I just had them at my house the other day because the elementry school complained that someone was throwing dog shit over the fence into the special area section. It's my 14 year old son's job to pick up the dog poop and him and his little Chinese friend must of thought it was real funny to throw it in the school yard.
I live in a small town, the dead rabbit was big news...made the front page of the local paper.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
With the rabbit dead, all the 15 year old girls* in your town panicked.
*Along with all the mid-40's male divorcees.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 05:22 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-03-2012, 05:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-03-2012, 05:16 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: No offense, Clang, but I'm a tiny bit skeptical of your story too.
Did you really run into the house or was it more of a brisk walk?
Seriously Clang, I was just looking for a small detail to mock the whole story. Didn't turn out like I'd planned.
I'm sorry.
Its ok. I'm sorry about the fuckyou smilie. I was in a rush posting before I went to the local "imaginary" carnival tonight.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
She let you off the hook too easy IMO.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Clang McFly - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:49 PM)Riotgear Wrote: She let you off the hook too easy IMO.
HoTD is good people.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - sally - 08-03-2012
How can anyone not like Clang, the guy is fucking great. If what he says is true then you just want to bring him in the house and hope he doesn't skid his ass across the carpet, if it's not true then he's really funny. It's a win win.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
Isn't Clang a Chinese name?
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - HairOfTheDog - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:48 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Its ok. I'm sorry about the fuckyou smilie. I was in a rush posting before I went to the local "imaginary" carnival tonight.
Thanks, Clang. I understand; I get excited about the carnival too.
Bring home any goldfish? I can't leave a carnival without having wasted at least $10 to win a goldfish in a ziplock. It just wouldn't feel right.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - sally - 08-03-2012
(08-03-2012, 10:57 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Isn't Clang a Chinese name?
You're thinking of PF Chang's.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Riotgear - 08-03-2012
It's the sound of Clang beating his trashcan lid.
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - OnBendedKnee - 08-03-2012
Yes, I am.
Chang. Wang. Clang. Bang. Singsungsang. It's all the same.
(Lettuce wraps are scrumptious!)
RE: the 2012 trivial drivel thread - Donovan - 08-03-2012