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RE: BOOTY CALL - Cynical Ninja - 05-06-2013

Yes in my younger days when I was young, dumb and full of cum!

I always rubbered up though you have to take precautions even when you are fucking a stranger.

RE: BOOTY CALL - HairOfTheDog - 05-06-2013

(05-06-2013, 07:40 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Yes in my younger days when I was young, dumb and full of cum!

I always rubbered up though you have to take precautions even when you are fucking a stranger.

I hope you meant "especially when you are fucking a stranger".

If strangers are safer than those with whom you're intimately familiar, you're definitely living the wild life.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, since you're safety-minded and all.

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

Booty calls are not a bad thing. If you can have a friend with benefits go for it. I have 3. Not bragging just being honest. They are all clean and like different things. Its nice to just get sex when you need it and go about your way.

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

RE: BOOTY CALL - Clang McFly - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.Tin+foil+hat+smiley

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

RE: BOOTY CALL - Midwest Spy - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.Tin+foil+hat+smiley

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

RE: BOOTY CALL - Clang McFly - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.Tin+foil+hat+smiley

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

RE: BOOTY CALL - Midwest Spy - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 01:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.Tin+foil+hat+smiley

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

hah

RE: BOOTY CALL - HairOfTheDog - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Great advice, stud.

Who says you're boring and obvious? Pffft.

Your strong voice of reason will undoubtedly help to keep sexually-active Mockers safe and healthy.

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Instructor: Mike 'Porsche' Jones

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 01:36 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Great advice, stud.

Who says you're boring and obvious? Pffft.

Your strong voice of reason will undoubtedly help to keep sexually-active Mockers safe and healthy.

[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDWDy9q27zrliMLn3eOZw...Yf3EAkhzkA]
Instructor: Mike 'Porsche' Jones

LMAO, you make life worth living. Thank you for that job title. I am honored.

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.Tin+foil+hat+smiley

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.


I am so glad you have made me realize I have been doing something wrong. I knew things were not right.....

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

Mmmmm Farm animals......

RE: BOOTY CALL - Duchess - 05-07-2013



WTF

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

WTF

JUST JOKING!! You really cant believe I have sex with sexy horses at 3am on saturday nights do you?

RE: BOOTY CALL - Duchess - 05-07-2013



You stay away from sexy horses! 16

RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You stay away from sexy horses! 16

HA HA, I know you was laughing. I have a trait that makes people laugh or commit suicide (its about even).

RE: BOOTY CALL - Jimbone - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 02:43 PM)MIKE JONES Wrote: have a trait that makes people commit suicide.

This I believe with all of my being.

RE: BOOTY CALL - Clang McFly - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 01:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 01:11 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 01:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 12:58 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 09:29 AM)MIKE JONES Wrote: WEAR PROTECTION!!!!

Good idea.Tin+foil+hat+smiley

Now the government can't monitor my booty calls.

Jamming yourself in the ass with a giant dildo does not fit the definition of booty call, Clang.

You'll have to get with a woman, man or even a farm animal to officially constitute your first booty call.

I was making a joke. See previous post on this page.

I was just being a smart-ass.

You didn't even find the farm animal comment mildly amusing?

All I could think about was the scene from 'Me, Myself & Irene' when Jim Carrey realizes he's being boinking himself in the ass with the giant rubber dildo.

Made me think of you.

hah

Gross. Reminds me of the time I was dancing at a concert and was poked in the ass by something that I hope was an umbrella or broomstick. Don't who or what it was. Just know it freaked me the fuck out the rest of the night.

RE: BOOTY CALL - Jimbone - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You stay away from sexy horses! 16

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I find it interesting that Derpenstein here chose 'horses' as his sexy farm animal.

Anyone else find that suspicious?

*raised eyebrow, thumb and forefinger on chin*

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RE: BOOTY CALL - MIKE JONES - 05-07-2013

(05-07-2013, 03:00 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(05-07-2013, 02:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You stay away from sexy horses! 16

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I find it interesting that Derpenstein here chose 'horses' as his sexy farm animal.

Anyone else find that suspicious?

*raised eyebrow, thumb and forefinger on chin*

[Image: 7cRFa14901.jpg]

You would find that interesting.