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RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014

Hey, I commented on that genius comment before seeing your comment above.

I guess it depends on the genius making the comment; I think I scored about .0475.

I'm shameless, though.


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - crash - 02-21-2014

(02-21-2014, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I scored about .0475.

I'm flattered. I think..


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Midwest Spy - 02-21-2014

The good news?

My wife's expectations have been lowered so much that when I do turn in an all-star worthy performance I earn mulligans for the next month.

What a sweet gal.


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014

(02-21-2014, 05:49 PM)crash Wrote:
(02-21-2014, 05:45 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think I scored about .0475.

I'm flattered. I think..

It's a very good score for the middle of a work day and the phone ringing.

I'm gonna move on now, before you get me in trouble again (I always blame you, haha).


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Maggot - 02-21-2014

Where the hell did they get their highly scientific statistics from a pickle park?


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - HairOfTheDog - 02-21-2014

(02-21-2014, 05:53 PM)Maggot Wrote: Where the hell did they get their highly scientific statistics from a pickle park?

It's very scientific!!!!!

According to the article:

The data comes from approximately 5,000 users and 23,000 individual sex sessions in the U.S. (there are about 10,000 users worldwide).

The data was extracted and compiled from Spreadsheets, a sex-tracking App launched last August.

"We're creating a sort of thermometer for sex," co-creator Tyler Elick, 29, told The Huffington Post. In addition to how long you're lasting, Spreadsheets can keep track of thrusts per minute, audio levels, and frequency of sex.


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - thekid65 - 02-21-2014

Thekid65....putting the ho, in I-dee-ho.


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - SIXFOOTERsez - 02-21-2014

How the hell can you guys think about baseball or fishing when the toys are active?


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Cynical Ninja - 02-22-2014

When the trains nearly at the station there's no holding back it is a case of “if you didn't come when I ate your pussy you better do it quick because the vinegar strokes and point of no return is imminent!”


RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Duchess - 06-13-2017



I blew the dust off this old thread. It made me laugh all over again.



RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - Maggot - 06-13-2017




RE: SEXUAL STAMINA: STATE OF THE UNION - SIXFOOTERsez - 06-13-2017

I'll check with Mouse, but I think I got most of those guys beat
Got to start a timer next time and check