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RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 04:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Obviously, I don't have any snappy Reparte
you should have stopped right there, it's obvious.
So, Baldawgbites, are you a friend of Cutz's too?
If you're referring to cutsona then yes I am quite familiar with him.
Other than those two things try not to be so wordy... Hukdt on fonix didn't work for me... because i'm
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 06-19-2014
I'm not actually that interested in IQs or anything like that.
It's just when someone with a solid one displays temporary comprehensive laziness that I feel it must be called out.
Why? Because it harshes my opportunity to be lazy, that's why!! I don't wanna have to highlight or quote elementary (word) plays in a narrative.
If I tried my hand at it, I'd be a failure as a coach.
You're still first string though. Well, well second string anyway. Okay, nobody's kicking you off the bench or anything yet.
(Your daily dose of enjoyable abuse, Gunnar
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RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Duchess - 06-19-2014
I love football like Ramsey loves Coach bags.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 04:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:My avatar will scare the living dog shit out of everybody who sees it... Not even BG1 has seen this one!(06-19-2014, 04:39 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:(06-19-2014, 04:31 PM)Maggot Wrote: Hi Baldy.........meat nutsack.
Hello Maggot
Do you need help with your avatar? I have some ideas.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.(06-19-2014, 05:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I am blonde. That has to count for something.
Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.
If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.
If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.
You texted a pic of your crank to MY mother as well you sick son of a bitch!!!
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - crash - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning.
You've just described my brother. Although he has a ridiculously high IQ. Make the MENSA boys shrink kinda high. But I swear half the time he is flat out remembering that his jocks go under his pants..
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:13 PM)crash Wrote:Yup, we're special.(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning.
You've just described my brother. Although he has a ridiculously high IQ. Make the MENSA boys shrink kinda high. But I swear half the time he is flat out remembering that his jocks go under his pants..
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:05 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I'm not actually that interested in IQs or anything like that.I'd ride the pine for a couple of years just to see you smile HotD
It's just when someone with a solid one displays temporary comprehensive laziness that I feel it must be called out.
Why? Because it harshes my opportunity to be lazy, that's why!! I don't wanna have to highlight or quote elementary (word) plays in a narrative.
If I tried my hand at it, I'd be a failure as a coach.
You're still first string though. Well, well second string anyway. Okay, nobody's kicking you off the bench or anything yet.
(Your daily dose of enjoyable abuse, Gunnar
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:10 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:That reminds me... You should have mentioned her snoring. I thought we were tight bro.(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.(06-19-2014, 05:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I am blonde. That has to count for something.
Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.
If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.
If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.
You texted a pic of your crank to MY mother as well you sick son of a bitch!!!
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:04 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:(06-19-2014, 04:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Obviously, I don't have any snappy Reparte
you should have stopped right there, it's obvious.
So, Baldawgbites, are you a friend of Cutz's too?
If you're referring to cutsona then yes I am quite familiar with him.
Other than those two things try not to be so wordy... Hukdt on fonix didn't work for me... because i'm
Ah, I see.
No worries, your limited attention span and elementary school wit won't be a problem here, Dawg. There is no "pass" or "fail" crieria or anything like that, it's an open playground.
FYI -- I don't change-up to cater to the lowest common denominator (you, in this case) in any context. And, I won't tell you what you should do... arrogant dimwits are best qualified to post those kinds of comments.
Welcome again and good luck...
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:20 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(06-19-2014, 06:04 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:(06-19-2014, 04:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Obviously, I don't have any snappy Reparte
you should have stopped right there, it's obvious.
So, Baldawgbites, are you a friend of Cutz's too?
If you're referring to cutsona then yes I am quite familiar with him.
Other than those two things try not to be so wordy... Hukdt on fonix didn't work for me... because i'm
Ah, I see.
No worries, your limited attention span and elementary school wit won't be a problem here, Dawg. There is no "pass" for "fail" crieria or anything like that.
FYI -- I don't change-up to cater to the lowest common denominator (you, in this case) in any context.
Welcome again and good luck...
you give me far too much credit when it comes to my wit... I thought it was more kindergarten level... How can you dumb things down when you are at a lower level than most.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:20 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 06:10 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:That reminds me... You should have mentioned her snoring. I thought we were tight bro.(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.(06-19-2014, 05:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I am blonde. That has to count for something.
Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.
If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.
If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.
You texted a pic of your crank to MY mother as well you sick son of a bitch!!!
I haven't slept with my mother... I didn't know, you should have just used her huge floppy tits for earmuffs.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - FAHQTOO - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.(06-19-2014, 05:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I am blonde. That has to count for something.
Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.
If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.
If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.
Gotdamn...that still cracks me up. If my son sent me a pic of his junk, I'd shit a brick. I'm still traumatized from when I caught him wanking his wiener when he was 13. Thank God he didn't see me...we both would have died.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:28 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:You can't imagine the horror...(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.(06-19-2014, 05:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: I am blonde. That has to count for something.
Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.
If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.
If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.
Gotdamn...that still cracks me up. If my son sent me a pic of his junk, I'd shit a brick. I'm still traumatized from when I caught him wanking his wiener when he was 13. Thank God he didn't see me...we both would have died.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Blindgreed1 - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:26 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:(06-19-2014, 06:20 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 06:10 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote:That reminds me... You should have mentioned her snoring. I thought we were tight bro.(06-19-2014, 05:47 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(06-19-2014, 05:41 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.
If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.
If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.
You texted a pic of your crank to MY mother as well you sick son of a bitch!!!
I haven't slept with my mother... I didn't know, you should have just used her huge floppy tits for earmuffs.
*jots that down in his note book*
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - HairOfTheDog - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:25 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: How can you dumb things down when you are at a lower level than most.
I see your quandary. But, I wouldn't worry about it, Dawg, unless someone actually asks you to dumb things down.
Chances are slim you'll ever be hit with such a request.
If so, maybe try digging a hole and go from there.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Cutz - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: A Special thanks to Blindgreed for sending me the link to this forum... I was an Eagles Message Board Legend...Who are you? Drawing a blank. WGO's clone?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-19-2014
(06-19-2014, 06:49 PM)Cutz Wrote:(06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: A Special thanks to Blindgreed for sending me the link to this forum... I was an Eagles Message Board Legend...Who are you? Drawing a blank. WGO's clone?
That crazy old fart was NEVER on my level... he was always in his own world.
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - BlueTiki - 06-20-2014
(06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I was an Eagles Message Board Legend...
Wow!
I didn't even know this type of shit existed.
I picture a bunch of thinning hair, athletic "has-beens" with pot bellies and one dominatrix.
What makes one a "legend" on this type of board?
Did you know that bars named "Eagle" are mostly for leather daddies and the bondage fetish crowd?
It's true.
A gay Packer told me so.
So . . . of the various types mentioned above, what one do you identify with most?
RE: The Baldawg is HERE!!!! - Baldawgbites - 06-20-2014
(06-20-2014, 01:18 AM)BlueTiki Wrote:(06-19-2014, 03:53 PM)Baldawgbites Wrote: I was an Eagles Message Board Legend...
Wow!
I didn't even know this type of shit existed.
I picture a bunch of thinning hair, athletic "has-beens" with pot bellies and one dominatrix.
What makes one a "legend" on this type of board?
Did you know that bars named "Eagle" are mostly for leather daddies and the bondage fetish crowd?
It's true.
A gay Packer told me so.
So . . . of the various types mentioned above, what one do you identify with most?
the first one without the dominatrix... I'm an Alpha male... YOU sound like you have experience with bondage... being my submissive will make you happy.