The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[Baldawgbites]

A Special thanks to Blindgreed for sending me the link to this forum... I was an XXXXX Message Board Legend... but have been relegated to lowly Newb here I will do my best to insult and ridicule all Dallass and NY Gunt, and Foreskin Fans, and pretty much anyone else who I feel deserves it... Feel free to return the favor, All is in Jest and I'm looking forward to the snappy Reparte'.

[Midwest Spy]

Eagles suck.

[Duchess]

A Special thanks to Blindgreed for sending me the link to this forum... I was an XXXXXX Message Board Legend... but have been relegated to lowly Newb here I will do my best to insult and ridicule all Dallass and NY Gunt, and Foreskin Fans, and pretty much anyone else who I feel deserves it... Feel free to return the favor, All is in Jest and I'm looking forward to the snappy Reparte'.

Hiya Baldy. Welcome to Mock. You'll find it to be a different atmosphere from the EMB. Members here don't report other Members, they'd get mocked if they did.

If there is a Giants fan in the house they keep that shit to themself. I've never seen one in here, if I have I completely erased it from my mind. MS, the guy who just dissed your Birds is a Vikings fan. Those of us who like to talk football keep it pretty much in the NFL thread. There are many different topics in here and I can't think of anything we haven't argued.

Once people get done hazing you I'll cut you loose so you can checkout Mock.

[Baldawgbites]

Eagles suck.

Not half as good as your meemaw.

[Blindgreed1]

Baldy takes uncut bent veiny tips to the top of his bald dome.



Welcome aboard mock buddy!

[Maggot]

Hi Baldy.........meat nutsack.

[Blindgreed1]

Eagles suck.

You're just hoping Bridgewater has half the year Foles did when he starts.

[Baldawgbites]

Baldy takes uncut bent veiny tips to the top of his bald dome.



Welcome aboard mock buddy!

Don't tell all of our secrets sweety pie

[Midwest Spy]

Eagles suck.

You're just hoping Bridgewater has half the year Foles did when he starts.

I just wanted to let him him know not everyone is a Squeagles fan.

It's all good.

Bridgewater looked good in the OTA's.

I'm allowed to dream, right?

[Baldawgbites]

Hi Baldy.........meat nutsack.

Hello Maggot

[Baldawgbites]

Eagles suck.

You're just hoping Bridgewater has half the year Foles did when he starts.

I just wanted to let him him know not everyone is a Squeagles fan.

It's all good.

Bridgewater looked good in the OTA's.

I'm allowed to dream, right?

You ARE allowed to dream... Just try to keep the Nocturnal emissions on your side of the bed, Sparky.

[HairOfTheDog]

So, Gunnar's a closeted Eagles' fan? I kinda suspected as much, though you wouldn't know it by hanging out in his Mosh Pit.

One of these nights, when he's doing the metal-rock-frontman strut around the joint, I'm just gonna come right and tell him, "there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes".

But, since the formerly-blind greedy one strikes me as a hard-headed man and a bit sensitive, I'll take it easy for now and gently take it to the limit with him, all gradual-like, in the long run.

Obviously, I don't have any snappy Reparte at my fingertips at the moment, but will try to get some brewing -- I'd like to accommodate you and help make all your wishes come true here; people-pleasing is its own reward, after all.

So, Baldawgbites, are you a friend of Cutz's too? I believe he frequents the Eagle's fan site as well. While he talks kinda punny, he seems alright; he hasn't cluttered up the place with any dirty laundry or anything like that yet, at least.

Anyway, welcome Baldawgbites. Bust out your bic and wave those arms in the air - this seems an appropriate forum-warming piece - just for you:

[Maggot]

Hi Baldy.........meat nutsack.

Hello Maggot

Do you need help with your avatar? I have some ideas.

[Blindgreed1]

So, Gunnar's a closeted Eagles' fan? I kinda suspected as much, though you wouldn't know it by hanging out in his Mosh Pit.

One of these nights, when he's doing the metal-rock-frontman strut around the joint, I'm just gonna come right and tell him, "there ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes".

But, since the formerly-blind greedy one strikes me as a hard-headed man and a bit sensitive, I'll take it easy for now and gently take it to the limit with him, all gradual-like, in the long run.

Obviously, I don't have any snappy Reparte at my fingertips at the moment, but will try to get some brewing -- I'd like to accommodate you and help make all your wishes come true here; people-pleasing is its own reward, after all.

So, Baldawgbites, are you a friend of Cutz's too? I believe he frequents the Eagle's fan site as well. While he talks kinda punny, he seems alright; he hasn't cluttered up the place with any dirty laundry or anything like that yet, at least.

Anyway, welcome Baldawgbites. Bust out your bic and wave those arms in the air - this seems an appropriate forum-warming piece - just for you:

I've made no secret of this fact HotD. I just don't think you spend much time in the NFL threads.

[Blindgreed1]

Hi Baldy.........meat nutsack.

Hello Maggot

Do you need help with your avatar? I have some ideas.

Boooo... You're better than regurgitating the same insult Maggot.

[HairOfTheDog]

I've made no secret of this fact HotD. I just don't think you spend much time in the NFL threads.

I see you're sharp as a tack today, Gunnar.

I think all that banging (of the head, I mean) might be making you a bit airheaded.

Up your game; you're better than having Eagles fly right over your head unbeknownst like that.

[Blindgreed1]

I've made no secret of this fact HotD. I just don't think you spend much time in the NFL threads.

I see you're sharp as a tack today, Gunnar.

I think all that banging (of the head, I mean) might be making you a bit airheaded.

Up your game; you're better than that.

I am blonde. That has to count for something.

[Duchess]

In general, if you're blonde but not really a blonde then you're not a blonde, right?

[HairOfTheDog]

I am blonde. That has to count for something.

Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.

If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.

If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.

[Blindgreed1]

I am blonde. That has to count for something.

Ah, the bubble-headed bleach blonde bit.

If you've caught up with the rest of the class now, you won't get down-graded or anything.

If you're still lagging behind, however, I've got a special cap in mind for your Mock anniversary party -- it'll look great on you as you sit facing the wall in the corner.

I have an alarm set to remind me to eat lunch. If my socks aren't in the top drawer, I can't get dressed in the morning. I texted a pic of my crank to my mother. If there were any questions regarding my IQ, there should be none now.