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RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - aussiefriend - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 10:28 PM)Donovan Wrote: I sometimes use the information gleaned here to find out people's addresses and go stand in the bushes outside their windows. Does that count as socializing?
Donovan, have I frightened you? Wouldn't be the first time.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Jimbone - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?
I'd say more like Frau Blucher from Young Frankenstein. Even the horses react when her name is said.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - aussiefriend - 08-29-2015
Ski, do you know of me?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 10:25 PM)sally Wrote:(08-29-2015, 09:57 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:(08-29-2015, 09:36 PM)sally Wrote:(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?
No, more like a headless horseman from hell I'd say.
Sounds like she is one of your favorite people. Do you socialize together outside of Mock?
No we only socialize here, but I wouldn't be against meeting the big brute someday.
I guessing you are many miles apart.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 10:28 PM)Donovan Wrote: I sometimes use the information gleaned here to find out people's addresses and go stand in the bushes outside their windows. Does that count as socializing?A guy did that to me once. It was creepy. I met him at a bar and he followed me home. I wasn't aware he had done that until the next time I saw him and he started paying me compliments.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 10:32 PM)username Wrote: Hi. Welcome to Mock. Very nice to meet you. Glad you're here, please post lots and if you're here illegally, please leave for awhile and if you're a good person, return quickly.
Whatever, I've got nothing. I do know zero plus zero and zero times zero equals...zero. Yay me?? I'm tired.
Carry on.
I like your avatar.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 10:40 PM)Jimbone Wrote:(08-29-2015, 08:30 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: About Duchess but she has warned me that her language can be blunt. Does she looks like a beer maid on horseback?
I'd say more like Frau Blucher from Young Frankenstein. Even the horses react when her name is said.
Does she have a hump?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 10:43 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Ski, do you know of me?Yes. She showed me a Photoshop of you playing a guitar with the Rolling Stones.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - sally - 08-29-2015
(08-29-2015, 11:00 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:(08-29-2015, 10:43 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Ski, do you know of me?Yes. She showed me a Photoshop of you playing a guitar with the Rolling Stones.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Donovan - 08-29-2015
When someone fails at multiquote it kinda makes me miss Lady Cop a lot. Wasn't she the one who used to get mad about that?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - aussiefriend - 08-29-2015
She has done a few things for me over the years. I have been very grateful for her help with me, and her input here in Mock too. She is a good gal.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-30-2015
(08-29-2015, 11:40 PM)Donovan Wrote: When someone fails at multiquote it kinda makes me miss Lady Cop a lot. Wasn't she the one who used to get mad about that?
When did that happen? Is it in this thread?
Never had the pleasure of meeting Lady Cop. I saw something about grammar nazis when I signed up. Is that her job?
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-30-2015
(08-29-2015, 11:51 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: She has done a few things for me over the years. I have been very grateful for her help with me, and her input here in Mock too. She is a good gal.
She enjoys sharing her talent. When I was in grade school and the first day of a new school year the teacher would look at my last name and ask if I was her brother. At first it was great but then I was known not as my own person but her brother. Looks like it is a dynamic still at work.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Maggot - 08-30-2015
The crowd slowly dispersed in soft, whispering groups, voices muted by the fascination of death that all men carry with them in small pockets deep inside them...................You will be assimilated.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Midwest Spy - 08-30-2015
I'd like more bang for my buck please.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-30-2015
(08-30-2015, 01:06 AM)Maggot Wrote: The crowd slowly dispersed in soft, whispering groups, voices muted by the fascination of death that all men carry with them in small pockets deep inside them...................You will be assimilated.
Thanks for sharing.
Here is something a friend sent me today I will share with you.
THE HAIRCUT
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you,
I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you '
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money f rom you. I'm doing
community service this week.'
The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
As Ronald Reagan said:
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Maggot - 08-30-2015
I'm giving you an A+ on your homework because of that. And and and ................yup, a gold star on the blackboard.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Ski at 1SKY6 - 08-30-2015
(08-30-2015, 01:10 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd like more bang for my buck please.
If you look like your avatar, you shouldn't have to pay to get a bang.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Clang McFly - 08-30-2015
Hi ski. Sorry I'm late. My pantyhose kept ripping and my bra strap kept breaking and just couldn't decide what dress to wear...and oh yeah I'm a dude.
RE: Hello I am Zero's Brother - Midwest Spy - 08-30-2015
(08-30-2015, 01:15 AM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:(08-30-2015, 01:10 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd like more bang for my buck please.
If you look like your avatar, you shouldn't have to pay to get a bang.
Thanks for the compliment.
I'm James Garner's bastard son, so yes, I do resemble my avatar.